What the 95 in Windows 95 Stands For

1. The percentage of the O/S which will be completed by the ship date.
2. The number of floppies it will ship on.
3. The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware in order to run it.
4. The number of megabytes of available hard disk space required to install it.
5. The number of pages in the "easy install" version of the manual.
6. The percentage of existing software packages which won't run in the new environment.
7. The number of minutes which will be required to run the install.
8. The number of calls to tech support before you get it to run.
9. The number of people who will actually pay for the upgrade.
10. The number of Megahertz required for the operating system to run.
11. The year it WAS due to ship.

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