Types of Users

Users. Collective term for those who stare vacantly at a monitor. Users are divided into four types: novice, intermediate, expert and Tech Support.
Novice Users
People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users
People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert Users
People who break other people's computers.
Tech Support
People who break other people's computers over the phone.
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