Author's note: I originally posted this to the Fanfic mailing list and to the Usenet group rec.arts.anime.creative. This version changes a bit of the wording and corrects some mistakes (like, I had Kaji seeing Lilith for the first time in this story, which isn't right.) If you think Akuma is a self-insert, you'll be glad to know that I use him a lot less later on. Basically I needed someone "normal" from the Tenchi side to go up against all the messed-up people in Evangelion. Timeline notes: This uses the Tenchi OAV series and Daughter of Darkness. The timeline works out quite well: they happened when they were published, around 1994 for the OAVs and 1997 for the movie. Likewise, Evangelion happens exactly as in the original, up to Touji being put in an Eva. Tenchi and Ryouko married in 2000 and their son was born in 2001. Angels, Heaven, and Earth by Ken Arromdee Prologue A long time ago, Masaki Tenchi's life had been like every other Japanese teenager's. But one day, it all changed. He didn't expect much to happen when he snuck into the cave his grandfather warned him about, but he had ended up freeing Ryouko, attracting many semi-permanent houseguests, and finally killing the villainous Kagato and learning his own true Juraian heritage. That was over twenty years ago. Now, Tenchi and Ryouko were married; their own son, Akuma, age 14, was leaving home for the first time. It was a big, though far more mundane, change for him, and although he could come home whenever he wished, he would have friends and classmates in the new area and his life would not remain as centered on the family as it had once been. "Second thoughts?" asked Ryouko, hugging her husband while floating in the air. "Yeah", said Tenchi. "I felt the same way when Mayuka went off to college." Ryouko's little mannerisms like that floating trick, thought Tenchi, had hardly changed in the past twenty-one years. It was like when they both were still young. But then, they were still young. Tenchi and his wife could live, literally, forever. So could his grandfather. So could Washuu. So could Sasami. And now that Aeka had gotten his father a tree--he was a distant descendent of Yosho, after all--Tenchi knew that what his grandfather told him, that living forever can be lonely, doesn't have to be true. The world itself had changed much more than they had. Fifteen years ago there was an explosion at the South Pole. The Second Impact. Only Washuu's intervention (in secret) had whittled the catastrophe down to size. Something like that would throw up enough dust into the atmosphere to cause the equivalent of a fifty year nuclear winter. Scientists never did figure out why the dust had settled so fast, but Tenchi knew that, though half the population of the world had died in the floods, famines, and wars, it could have been much, much, worse. "It's okay", said Ryouko. "We can easily visit, or Akuma-chan can come here. It's only a few teleport jumps for either of us. He's not going to be gone forever, Tenchi. Nobody leaves here forever, especially family. Hey, maybe he'll find a girlfriend in Tokyo-2." She tried to smile and not show her discomfort at the idea of their son being away. "Just in case he does, I should have warned him not to destroy the school to chase someone he likes. That never works", she joked. "Well, it did once", replied Tenchi, smiling at Ryouko. He returned the hug, knowing that nothing could really happen to Akuma--he not only had Ryouko's powers, but he had managed to produce Light Hawk Wings sooner than either of them had--but he worried about him nevertheless. Parents always worry. * * * * * "The seventeenth Angel is arriving?" said one male voice, hidden behind a pictureless screen bearing only the word "SEELE" and the number "06". His fellow voice, also faceless, replied in his German accent. "The one we have found. It was a lucky find, as the crowd scan project is in its infancy. The readings confirm an AT Field potential several times that of any Angel encountered so far. His name means 'devil'. His supposed mother's records are completely fake. There's never been such an obvious candidate before." "The Secret Dead Sea Scrolls list the Angel of Free Will last. It is possible he might not act until his number comes up." "He should not act until his number comes up. When the Seventeenth Angel and Lilith annihilate each other, the Human Complementation Project can happen." "What if the 'last Angel' means the one listed last, no matter in what order they appear?" "We shall test him. We shall delay the test of Unit 04 until it is already in the Geofront. If the last Angel acts, the project can go into effect immediately." "And if the Fourth Child acts later, or does not act at all?" "Then there is little change from the situation had NERV been allowed to select Touji. There are many methods of which this is but one to reach our goal." * * * * * After several trains and some walking, Akuma found the address he was supposed to report to. It didn't look like a school at all; it was just a nondescript office. There was a secretary in the waiting room, but nobody else. "Excuse me, miss, where do I go now?" asked Akuma. "I'm supposed to be a student at the Marduk Institute and I'm wondering where to go." The secretary smiled politely at Akuma and turned a knob, letting a tinny voice speak through a grate on the wall. Strange, Akuma thought. Why not just come out and appear? Maybe security. It was a top-secret project, after all. "Just a moment", said the voice. "We would prefer you give a blood sample and submit to a brain scan first." Odd way of phrasing it, thought Akuma. They wanted him to do it, but the way they said it, they might not be expecting cooperation. Best to see if it really was voluntary; it wouldn't do to submit a sample laced with Juraian DNA and Masu. "I would prefer not." "Very well", said the voice. "Do you know about our special programs?" He must mean the robot piloting, thought Akuma. Akuma could hardly believe his luck. His grandmother Washuu suggested that they might be recruiting robot pilots from the students. It was never in the newspapers, but she had ways of knowing; she showed him a fuzzy photograph of a giant robot battle, something she found when hacking satellite computers. Maybe they were supposed to have told him by now? That had to be it; it would be impossible to hide the fights from the students living in the area, anyway. On the other hand, his hopes might be just a little high. He didn't _know_ that it would be anything like that. Crossing his fingers, Akuma asked the question. "You want me to be a pilot, right?" "That is correct", grated the speaker. "You are now the Fourth Child. You will be piloting Eva-03. Our secretary will give you the necessary instructions and passes, as well as information about the other Angels. Take them and go now." Akuma could barely hide his excitement. It was true, then, he would be a pilot. He imagined himself walking through the city, smashing rocks and trees with huge fists, and blasting alien invaders to oblivion. Akuma had tried it once, after watching five episodes of Gundam in a row, animating a cliff face in lieu of a mobile suit. Ryo-ohki had turned into a spaceship and played with him. He had taken out several oaks and a carrot patch before his mother came by and took him home for dinner--without any dessert. * * * * * The ocean, thought Shinji, looked like a battlefield. A broken statue, half flooded by the Second Impact fifteen years before, was the body of a soldier. A man, huge as an Eva, somehow fought an unknown enemy on orders from a distant commander who barely knew he existed, and now he lay in the sea as a piece of trash, dead and forgotten. The setting sun bloodied the water, a sea of red carnage in which the bare bones of old skyscrapers were exposed. And the stench... Shinji imagined that he could still smell around himself the LCL that he was too familiar with. A smell indistinguishable from blood. A boy walked by along the shore, blocking Shinji's reverie. A boy about his own age, with a rounded face, short black hair, and a narrow ponytail. Shinji didn't recognize him; but shouldn't they be keeping all outsiders away from this area? Oh well. It wasn't Shinji's business. Shinji kept staring at the seashore and let the boy pass by. Instead of walking past Shinji and leaving him alone, the boy stopped. He raised a hand and greeted Shinji with a "Hello." Shinji waved. "Hello." "It's a nice sunset, isn't it?" "Uh, sure", replied Shinji. "I'm just feeling bad about some other things, that's all." "You must be lonely out here", said the newcomer. "I just... I went out for a walk." "I was expecting more of a dormitory kind of thing", said the newcomer. "There's nobody our own age here. They put me in a room all by myself and they didn't explain anything." "Who are you, anyway?" "Oh. I'm Masaki Akuma. I'm the Fourth Child." "I'm Ikari Shinji. I'm the Third Child. I was wondering who the Fourth Child was going to be. I was expecting Kensuke, or Toji." "Nope. It's me." Akuma bowed. "It's nice to meet you, Ikari Shinji. I hope we can be friends, okay? It looks like we might be seeing a lot of each other." "Yeah", said Shinji, politely but without feeling. "Nice to meet you too, Masaki-san." "Oh, call me Akuma. It's okay. And can I call you Shinji?" Shinji shrugged. "It's not important to me." "How do you like piloting Eva? What's it like?" Shinji didn't respond. What could he say? Nobody had ever asked him if he liked piloting Eva. They just wanted him to do it. It was their reason for keeping him here instead of in his old life. "That good, huh? You know, I'm going to be piloting Eva myself." Well, if he wanted to know, let him know. "Akuma, piloting Eva is what I'm here for. It's the only reason my father even notices me. I can't do anything aside from pilot Eva." Akuma, taken aback, thought that over and asked "Oh, you're having problems in school?" "No, no... it's a lot more personal than that. My mother died in an accident and my father abandoned me. Asuka hates me... she's the Second Child. My guardian here is a drunk who lives off of cup ramen. I'm worthless, Akuma. People depend on me to pilot Eva, but if there was no Eva, I don't know if there would be a purpose to my existence." "Whoa..." said Akuma as he listened to Shinji, slowly frowning as Shinji spoke on. "Shinji", he said after the Third Child finished speaking, "I think you're looking at it all wrong. You should cheer up. Piloting Eva is a valuable service. You're saving humanity from the Angels. It's nothing to hate yourself over." Shinji sighed. "I'm doing other people good by piloting Eva and destroying the Angels, but if there weren't any Angels, nobody would notice me. Nobody notices me except for piloting Eva against the Angels, anyway. Not even my father." "I'm sorry", said Akuma. "It must feel terrible to have a father like that. But he must have his reasons. We're here to protect everyone else, and that's a very big thing. Right?" Akuma smiled, and added "Shinji, come on, could you at least smile a little bit? Please?" A forced, wan, smile passed Shinji's face, but it quickly disappeared as he talked. "Akuma, the last Angel I fought was this shadow-thing. They left me in the Eva for sixteen hours with my only company being the hallucinations that the Angel gave me. If it had been just a bit longer, I would have suffocated, and I was almost blown up by N2 mines. I only survived because of some freak effect that nobody understood. I pilot Eva because it's all I can do, Akuma, because it's the only thing which makes people like me even a little bit, no matter how terrible it gets." The other boy thought that over for even longer this time. "That must feel terrible, Shinji", he said. "But listen, nobody's that unlikeable. If you look around you and realize that there are people around you... Shinji, how's this. I want to be friends with you. I was brought here to pilot Eva, but I don't think you have to pilot Eva to be a real human being. You sound so... so _sad_ and you don't need to be." "Th... thank you, Akuma." Shinji wondered if the boy meant it. Nobody had ever spoken words of kindness to him before. Everyone wanted something. "Say, let's go and get dinner, and then I can unpack. It must be sitting out here all alone that's making you feel like this." "No", said Shinji, climbing off his perch. "There's just too much pain in my life." * * * * * Shinji was a nice person, thought Akuma, but he was a little depressed. No, he was a lot depressed, and he had very good reasons. For Shinji, piloting Eva wasn't fun, piloting was all that held him to sanity. All Akuma could do would be to try to talk to him and help him out of his depression, but the real way to change things would be to change Shinji's life. And Akuma didn't know if that was even possible. Fourteen year olds are affected by too many forces beyond their control; he'd have to wait until he was an adult. Adults never had to worry about that. "So this is your place", noted Shinji with what little expression his normal voice had. Shinji looked around the room, his eyes resting on an old bed, a desk, and a closet. "I hope there's something better", said Akuma. "Maybe they'll move me into better quarters later on. There isn't even any place to plug a phone in here." "I think they will, Akuma. This place looks almost exactly like Rei's room. Like they're not really expecting the person living here to use it for anything, just to stay here as a rest between missions." "Rei?" "Ayanami Rei. The First Child. I'm sure you'll meet her pretty soon. There's something strange about her. She hardly ever shows any emotion, and nobody knows where she's from or who her family is or anything." "Oh". said Akuma as he unpacked a row of model-building magazines, balancing them near the wall on the back edge of the desk. "She never calls up anyone? My mother wants me to call home regularly." "No. They're probably dead. It must be nice to have a normal family, Akuma. I... oh, I should have guessed. Don't get angry at me. I'll bet they're not your real parents." "Hm? Yeah, they're my parents. Why did you ever think...?" "Then you're not like Asuka. I made a comment when she was talking to her mother on the phone. I told her it was nice to have a real mother. It was her foster mother. It turned out her real mother killed herself a long time before. So Asuka got mad at me. I didn't think anyone around here had a normal family." Was Shinji imagining it, or did Akuma smirk at that for some reason? "Asuka's one of the people I'll meet tomorrow too, right, Shinji?" asked Akuma, hanging a row of shirts up in the closet. "Right." "My sister Mayuka doesn't have a real mother... but Mom treats her like her own." Shinji nodded politely but didn't say anything. "Shinji? Are you okay?" "I'm sorry I'm not the best of company, Akuma." Akuma hung a row of shirts up in the closet. There was barely enough room. NERV built billion yen robots; couldn't they afford a decent-sized closet? "Well, that's that", said Akuma, closing the closet firmly. "I'll see you around. If you stay here any longer your friend Misato will get very worried." "I doubt she'll really miss me, Akuma. I'd like to stay a little longer and talk. I never get a chance to talk to anybody. At least nobody who cares about my presence aside from as an Eva pilot...." Oh-oh, thought Akuma. He's doing it again. "Listen, Shinji, maybe you can come over here tomorrow and show me the way to school. We can talk while we're walking. I've never been there before anyway, and the people here don't seem very interested in helping me, so I need someone to show me the way." "All right. I'll see you tomorrow, Akuma." "Goodbye, Shinji", said Akuma as Shinji left. Akuma unpacked his pajamas and changed, then went to bed. What a big day, he thought. He saw pictures of the Evas, he enrolled in school, and found out he was going to pilot a real giant robot like he had hoped. And he met his first friend here at school. Tomorrow would be an even bigger day. Akuma wondered what NERV and the Evangelion units would be like, in person, not just in a set of glossy brochures. He wondered who else he would meet--at least those other people that Shinji mentioned. And he hoped that everyone else would be a little more cheerful than Shinji. Shinji had had a rough life, but really. At any rate, it wouldn't be long until he found out. Angels, Heaven, and Earth by Ken Arromdee Chapter 1 Friendly Angel, Come To Me And it was evening, and it was morning, Akuma's first day at Tokyo-3. Akuma leisurely put on his new school uniform. At least NERV provided him with those. He was just finished buttoning his vest when he heard a knock on the door. "Hello?" answered Akuma. "It's me, Shinji. You wanted to know where the school was, so we could walk there together. Open up." "Oh. Right, I did", said Akuma. "You mean we have to be there this early?" "It starts at 8. It's 7:40. We'll be late." "It what?" replied Akuma. He wouldn't be late, he could just telep-- no, wait, he couldn't. Not with Shinji around waiting to go with him. Why did he ever agree to this? "Shinji, how far away is it?" "It's twenty minutes away." Figures, thought Akuma. "Hold on! Just another minute...." Akuma rushed around the room fast enough to blow loose papers around, combing his hair in fifteen seconds, collecting his notebooks and searching for his keys. "Okay!" he said, opening the door. Shinji's eyes alit on a yet-unmade bed. Akuma caught his glance and said "Never mind that. We have to go, right?" He quickly closed the door on the sloppiness and let Shinji lead the way out. But there was still something else he had to do. Halfway down the street, Akuma pointed to a spot on the horizon. "Shinji, look over there!" he exclaimed. "Isn't that the Eva?" Shinji turned, just as Akuma had expected. "No, that's a water tank", he replied. Not that Akuma didn't know that. But the question served its purpose. In the few seconds it took for Shinji to turn away, Akuma split in two, one of himself quickly floating away through a wall. Shinji rapidly turned back towards Akuma, then shook his head and shrugged, as if something just eluded him. "I thought I saw..." "What?" asked Akuma. "I thought I saw someone floating behind you. From the corner of my eye. You looked a little distracted... maybe you saw it too." "No", said Akuma. "I didn't see anything... what did it look like?" "Not sure. I saw Rei like that once. One moment she was there, and the next, she was gone. Anyway, we'd better get moving." * * * * * Akuma was more than a little distracted. He had double thoughts, so he could control both bodies separately, but he wasn't really two separate people, and he had to constantly assimilate two sets of experiences both going on at the same time. Parallel processing on the same CPU, his grandmother had compared it to. Gathering his strength, he--the he in the wall--concentrated. The world shimmered around him and he was at the train station. That should be far enough. Akuma picked up a phone, deposited his 100 yen, and dialed. "Hello? Jurai Sasami speaking." "Hi, Aunt Sasami? It's me, Akuma. I'm just calling like Mom asked so I can tell her and Dad that I'm here and I'm safe and everything worked out fine and despite what they said I really am getting a chance to pilot a giant robot. Are they there?" Akuma heard the sound of someone grabbing the phone. "Hey, watch it", said Sasami faintly on the other end. "Akuma-chan? It's so good to hear from you. Are you having fun?" asked Ryouko. "Yeah, we're glad you called", said Tenchi. Akuma imagined his mother and father on the other end, his mother pushing her face close to his father's regardless of any feeble protestations. "Yeah. Remember when you said that they probably weren't going to pick me as a robot pilot? They did. I got really lucky. There must be twenty people my age here and they picked me. I hardly met any of them yet though." "Make any new friends yet?" asked Tenchi. "One. His name's Shinji. He's had a really bad family life and I sort of feel sorry for him. He feels sorry for himself a lot too." "How's your dorms?" asked Tenchi. "They're terrible. I think there's some kind of mistake, though. Shinji says his is much better. Oh, and the cafeteria food is decent, you don't have to worry if I'm going to be eating well." "Seen any girls you like?" asked Ryouko. "Mom, I've only been here for around nine hours, not counting sleep. I haven't met anyone except Shinji and a few people from Marduk and some of them sounded really creepy. I-- oooof." Akuma felt a sensation in his intestines. "Akuma-chan, are you using the restroom while you're split in two?" Yes, he was. Well, his other half was. "Ah, eh. Mom, I'm in a hurry." "Akuma-chan, I hope you're being careful about all your powers", said Tenchi. "The existence of Jurai is probably a bigger secret than those robots you're getting to use, and it would be best if we kept it that way." "All right, Dad. It's not like anyone can see me doing this. Look, I'll call you later, okay? Classes are going to start and I don't want to stay in two places for another hour." "Okay, Akuma-chan", said Ryouko. "Bye, and we love you", she said, Tenchi joining in only a few moments after she started. Akuma hung up the phone, ran to where nobody could see him, and teleported back to the school, where he was in a restroom stall, waiting. He merged his two bodies together (his waste luckily merging in the toilet) and ran out. * * * * * Akuma stood at the front of the class and introduced himself. "I'm Masaki Akuma, age 14", he said, writing the kanji on the blackboard. "Nice to know you." The class all introduced themselves in response, one row at a time. Akuma paid particular attention to the other Children. Shinji, of course, he had already met. Asuka, sitting to the right of his own desk, was a red-haired foreigner who turned up her nose at him as she gave him her name. She didn't seem as depressed as Shinji, but Akuma wasn't sure if that was good or bad. Sitting way to the back of the classroom, and near a window, was the other Child, Ayanami Rei. Her hair was a paler blue than even anyone in his own family, and her eyes were red. He had never seen eyes like those on a regular human before. Not only that, but the longer Akuma looked at her, the more something about her felt very wrong. She never looked anywhere else except at the teacher and at her work, not even out the window. She didn't doodle, scratch itches, yawn, or do any of the little things anyone else would do. No wonder Shinji thought she was so strange. Akuma waited through all the introductions. Suzuhara Touji. Douki Hikari. All the others. As he sat down, he resolved to find out about that strange girl that seemed so mysterious. * * * * * Akuma ate his lunch quickly. He walked over to Rei, vaguely suspecting that talking to her would be completely useless, but intending to meet her anyway and see on his own how much she was like the rumors. "Hello, Ayanami-san", he said. "Hello." "So where are you from?" Rei just stared at her books emotionlessly, not answering. Akuma stammered a little and asked a very important question. "Do you have a boyfriend, Rei?" There, he said it. Rei looked up and quietly said "No", then looked down again. Akuma thought a while, not knowing how to continue his thought, and finally asked "What's it like piloting the Eva?" "It's what Commander Ikari orders to me to do", replied Rei nonchalantly. Not exactly an answer to the question. "Hah. Give it up", said Touji. "You're talking to Ayanami Rei there. She's worse than Shinji used to be. Nobody knows anything about her, and she won't tell anyone. It's like she's from a completely different planet." No, thought Akuma. That, he could deal with. "Is she...", said Akuma, and hesitated, finally swirling a finger in the air near his head. "Is she sick?" "Not as far as anyone knows", replied Touji. "And she's been like that as long as I've been here." He looked at his lunch but, glimpsing Hikari near himself watching his every move, forced himself to take several more bites. "My father brought her here", explained Shinji. "I don't understand it. She hardly shows any feelings herself but she's the only one who can get him to show any towards anyone else." "Isn't that right, Rei?" said Touji, poking her with a chopstick from the lunch Hikari gave him. Rei grabbed the chopstick from Touji, before he could react, and let it drop from her fingers onto her desk. "Talk to Commander Ikari", she replied. * * * * * After classes finished for the day, Touji took Akuma aside. "So you're the Fourth Child?" "Right." "You know, Kensuke wanted to be chosen as the Fourth Child." "Oh. Anyway, I have to go now. Since I'm the Fourth Child, I need to do synchronization tests." Akuma began to walk away. "I should have been there hours earlier without ever coming to school, but they delayed it." "Not so fast. Tell me." Touji grabbed Akuma's shoulder. "You suddenly come in from nowhere and you get a job that a lot of us would envy. Who are your parents? What kind of promises did you make in order to get picked? If you can tell them to make you a pilot, can you tell them to bring my sister here?" "I just got lucky. My parents have nothing to do with this place. I didn't tell anyone anything." He took Touji's arm by the wrist, and moved it off of his shoulder. "Hey, are you trying to start a fight? Why don't you just answer me instead of..." Touji grabbed Akuma again, whereupon Akuma picked up Touji's arm by the wrist and squeezed it, hard. Touji's face turned pale. "Let me go!" said Touji. "You let me go." "Fine", said Touji, releasing Akuma's shoulder and letting him go on his way. Well, it figured someone named Akuma could fight. Though that wasn't exactly fighting. * * * * * "Wow! said Akuma as the moving walkway entered the Geofront. It was huge. Sure, Washuu had bigger lab spaces, but they were all empty. There were people all over this one, doing things. "Is this where the Evas are, Shinji-kun?" "It's farther in. The place is pretty big, but you get used to it." A well-dressed woman with long hair waited by the end of the walkway. She waved to the two children, and Shinji waved back, seeming to recognize her. "Hello, Misato", said Shinji. Akuma looked at the woman, took in her figure and stared at her chest, which was just a bit below eye level for him. That's Misato? She certainly didn't look drunk, and Akuma understood why everyone in the class was so crazy over her. "Hello", he said. "I'm..." "You must be the Fourth Child. Masaki Akuma. I'm Katsuragi Misato. I'm Commander of Operations here, so you're working for me now." She smiled at him... wow what a smile... and Akuma nodded back. "_You're_ the woman Shinji's living with? Shinji, I never expected...." "Shinji and I are like family", said Misato, hugging Shinji suddenly. Akuma turned a little bit red watching, a reaction which seemed to satisfy Misato, whereupon she let go of Shinji. "Anyway, if you come with me, I'll take you to the Evangelion units. The synchronization test will start very soon." * * * * * Akuma gaped at the huge robot that stood tethered in the bay. Someone tapped him on the shoulder and handed him a bundle. It was a blonde woman scientist. Not as attractive as Misato. "Here's your plugsuit", she said. "Now go ahead and put it on." "Put this on?" asked Akuma. Ritsuko nodded. He was going to pilot a giant robot! Akuma put the suit on eagerly, afraid that at any moment someone would come by and tell him that there had been a terrible mistake and that the job was to go to Touji or Kensuke. Just a few more minutes. Then it would start; then he would be inside Evangelion Unit 03. When he left the dressing room, Asuka and Rei had arrived. "Good luck with your sync ratio", said Asuka sweetly. "You might be able to get thirty percent." "Misato-san, is thirty percent good or bad?" asked Akuma. "Bad. Anyway, you can get into the entry plug now, and you'll be placed in the cockpit. And we expect at least fifty percent or more." Rei just watched him. Akuma climbed into the entry plug and waited. "You're in", said Misato's voice. He looked around himself and spotted the speakers, as well as a screen and a few controls and levers. "Can you see everything clearly?" asked Misato. "Yeah, how do I control this?" "There's some wires on the appliances, and a direct mental link through the LCL. You'll get feedback, so with a little practice you'll quickly learn how to use the controls and how to react instinctively." "LCL?" "It's a kind of oxygen-bearing liquid. Just relax and breathe normally. Sorry we couldn't explain more, we didn't want you to spend hours thinking about it and panicking. Don't worry, you're not going to drown. And it may smell a bit at first, but Maya got the idea of adding chemicals to numb the pilot's sense of smell, so it should go away." Akuma sat in the plug and waited as the liquid filled around him. Misato didn't know. He'd done this in real water. He couldn't be hurt by the pressures at the bottom of his family's lake, and he didn't need oxygen, so breathing liquid was no problem for him. As the liquid rose past his mouth, he took a big gulp and inhaled the LCL. That was the last step. He was a pilot now! * * * * * Maya read off a set of numbers to Misato, Ritsuko, and the rest of the staff. "Synchronization fifty percent... sixty... seventy... stabilizing at seventy-two for now. Brainwave activity near-normal... unusually high epsilon waves but within acceptable parameters. Respiration... zero?" Misato spoke into the transmitter. "Akuma, are you holding your breath? You have to breathe in the LCL normally." "I am!" yelled Akuma. "What's wrong?" "There's a flaw in the oxygen supply system. The gauge is stuck at zero. It thinks you're not using any oxygen at all, and we can't be sure you're getting enough oxygen if we can't measure it. You've got to get out of there." As realization came to Akuma, his hopes plummeted. Oh no. He screwed up. It was the last step to becoming a pilot and not only was there no way he could pass it, things could get a lot worse. The existence of people from outer space was something that had to be kept secret from everyone else. If Misato and the others figured it out, anything could happen, and most of what could happen would be bad. Akuma thought furiously. "Is there some way I could stay in here and only stop the test when I smell the air going bad?" "There's no way. Carbon dioxide is odorless, and your sense of smell is numbed in there anyway." "Can I... can I practice for as long as it takes to use the air that's already in here?" "Akuma, that's a crazy idea. We've got to get you out. This isn't a game. You'll suffocate in there if you don't get any oxygen! Can't you realize that?" "Fine, fine", said Akuma, disappointed. "How do I get out?" "We're going to eject you. Hold on tight." Outside the Eva, Ritsuko ordered the eject sequence. The operators sent out the sequence to the Eva, and... nothing happened. Misato watched the readings. "Something's wrong. Akuma, the eject's not working. We're going to--" Maya, a junior operator, yelled out some bad news. "We're reading a huge energy surge inside Unit 03! Source two meters below the pilot, spreading rapidly. Something completely foreign... blue pattern... it's an Angel!" "It must have entered the unit when it was brought from America", said Ritsuko. "And all this time it was waiting for the Eva to be activated so it could take control." "The whole base is in danger!" exclaimed Misato. "If only we had done the test outside the Geofront as was originally planned." She spoke into her microphone. "Akuma, can you hear me? We've got to get you out! We believe the Eva's been taken over...." "Misato, I don't know what to---" said Akuma. Static suddenly enveloped Akuma's voice and then the line went dead. * * * * * Gendo, from his command post, was listening to the whole exchange. The thirteenth Angel. What a surprise. SEELE had delayed the test on Unit 03 to see if they could release the seventeenth Angel inside the complex. But now there was a wild card. There were two Angels in that Unit. Would they fight, or join forces? Neither of those had ever happened before. Would they ignore each other? Should NERV-- could NERV--take out two Angels in one blow? The Third Impact that those old men in SEELE wanted was not the one that he wanted, or that Yui had intended. It was too early; he hadn't been able to get access to Adam yet. So the best option was the last. The Thirteenth had to be destroyed, and if they got the Seventeenth too in the process, well, it couldn't be helped. "Evangelion Unit 03 is now to be considered the Thirteenth Angel", commanded Gendo. "Destroy it at all costs." A moment of sentimentality entered his thoughts. Yui herself could keep the plan in line. "Send in Unit 01." * * * * * "No! He's my friend!" shouted Shinji. "If I go into Unit 01 and kill him I'll be killing another human being! I can't do it." Stubborn boy, thought Gendo. Of course he didn't know. Very well. "Since Unit 02 isn't ready, send in Unit 00. Rei, you're to destroy Unit 03. Unit 01 is to be readied for Shinji for backup immediately afterwards." "Keep the bindings in place! Restrain the Eva!" yelled Misato. "If we can buy enough time to figure out a way to get Akuma out of there...." Ritsuko looked at her, a bit of sadness in her normally scientific demeanor. "That's not likely. Rei is our only chance." The operators worked feverishly, skipping the normal check procedures so Rei could make an emergency entry. Rei entered the plug of her Eva as Unit 03 struggled against its bonds. Just as the liquid filled her capsule, Unit 03 broke loose and began to grapple with the still-inert Unit 00. * * * * * Akuma felt the entire fight. It was like the Eva was his own body, but he had no control over it. "No!" he yelled. "I've got to stop it somehow! Eva, stop! Please!" The machine didn't listen. Wait a minute, there was _something_ he could do aside from just sitting there and feeling his hands wringing a proportional neck. He animated a chunk of rock into a giant robot. Couldn't he animate a real giant robot? It was worth a try. Akuma concentrated. He felt the metal around him... metal he could move and reshape. Metal that... what? That didn't make any sense. All he felt was a skin. But he knew there was an Eva around him, he could feel it directly through the neural link. There was only one explanation. This wasn't a giant robot. Eva-03 was alive. * * * * * Unit 00 sprung to life and the two behemoths grappled with each other savagely right in the docking area in Central Dogma. It was like a battle of ancient times, when giants walked the earth. When they hit each other, the sounds echoed throughout the facility. The destruction they left behind was like that of a small-scale hurricane. And caught in the eye of that hurricane, thought Misato, were two young children, forced to fight battles in a war that nobody understood, not even the adults, let alone them. "New reading", said Maya. "Pattern blue detected in right leg of Unit 00. It's spreading through contact!" * * * * * Akuma looked around himself desperately for some way to escape the catastrophe without betraying his family. He pounded against the wall of the plug, denting it under his inhumanly tough hands. And then he realized. Why pound it? He could blast his way through. The Eva was getting smashed, beaten up, and broken anyway. A blast could as easily be an exploding transformer or just the aftereffects of a punch. Nobody outside would notice the difference. Energy flowed through Akuma's hands, and he released it in a direction that hopefully pointed towards the surface. The wall burst open, exposing the interior of the Eva. It softly pulsed with life, but it didn't seem to be flesh. It was completely different from anything he'd ever seen. Another few blasts tore a bundle of cords and made him enough room that he could get to the surface... had to be careful in case he made it through and someone saw... and Akuma reached metal. He pulled back the metal plates and emerged into the air... facing straight down. Now there was one last dilemma. How could he get down without revealing anything? * * * * * The LCL poured in around Shinji. "Backup", his father had said. What did "Backup" mean he was supposed to do? "Shinji, you're in", said Gendo over the speakers. "Now, cut off Rei's leg. Do it now!" "She'll feel it. I won't." "Do it", said Rei, as her image flickered into existence on the screen in front of Shinji. "You must." Suddenly Unit 03 went quiet. Shinji spotted something on its neck. Akuma! He was alive! The Eva must have rejected the entry plug for some reason. Maybe it didn't want a pilot because it was now piloted by an Angel instead of a human being. And that broke the connection in its spine. He picked the boy off of the Eva even as it began to move again, a rippling happening in its neck, which smoothed out, chunks of metal breaking off and revealing some completely different substance underneath. It must be trying to reconnect around the plug, he thought. Shinji put Akuma down on the ground and then cried as he drove his knife through what he knew Rei still had to feel as her own leg. She yelled out in pain, but came to her senses after a few seconds. I know I could never recover that fast, thought Shinji. Rei activated her AT Field and drew her knife, cutting into Eva 03 while it was still trying to bypass the missing area in its spine. The knife went in and the field expanded through the Eva's body, destroying enough of the Angel to make it lose coherence. * * * * * How could he get down, Akuma wondered? He didn't need to wonder for long, though, as a third Eva, one painted with the numerals 01, reached for him. It plucked him off of Unit 03's neck and gently put him down on the ground. Akuma watched as the Eva tore into Unit 00's leg, and then how Unit 00 created a luminescent field of force and stabbed the rogue Eva. Awesome, thought Akuma. So that's what it meant for the Evas to be alive. It's like the Light Hawk Wings. * * * * * The renegade Eva exploded, expending its energy harmlessly against Unit 00's AT field. "Eva Unit 03 destroyed", said Maya. "Thirteenth Angel destroyed. Get a medical team for the pilots." Wheeeeew, thought Misato. That was close, much too close. A lot of machinery was destroyed, but the pilots were alive. Hopefully... who knows what injuries they might have suffered, especially the new boy whose Eva had been demolished? But there was something strange about that kid. He seemed a little too eager to be in the Eva. Like he couldn't really get hurt, like it was all just a game. He didn't seem frightened so much as... desperate. * * * * * "I'm all right. I'm telling you I'm all right", said Akuma. "You don't need to take me to the hospital." "Leave the boy alone", commanded Gendou over the speakers. The paramedics paused, puzzled a bit, and decided to follow the instructions and back off. "Thank you, Mr. Ikari", said Akuma. "How long is it going to take for the next Eva?" "There will be no next Eva for a long time, if ever. I'm placing you on standby until you are needed." So much for giant robots, thought Akuma. Even if he could do something about that oxygen measurement, he was never going to be a pilot now. The Eva was dead. His parents had told him not to expect to become a pilot, that it was too unlikely; he'd have to tell them they were right. So now he would be just an ordinary school pupil, which is what he came here to be anyway. "That's how my father is", said Shinji. "He only cares about his work here. I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry I had to hurt Rei, I'm sorry about everything." "Shinji", said Akuma, "you don't have to be sorry. Not everything that happens is your fault just because you're there. And thank you for saving me from the Eva. I don't know what would have happened if you hadn't done that." Shinji nodded politely to Akuma. Maybe Akuma was right. He blamed himself too much. He shrugged the thought off, as in a corner of his mind he realized that feeling guilty was the only way he had not to feel helpless. "And one other thing...", said Akuma. It was a little corny, but maybe he could make Shinji feel a little better. It was how he felt, anyway. "What?" "I'm not an Eva pilot any more", said Akuma, patting Shinji on the back. "You are. I want you to carry on for me, as my friend, okay? Good luck, Shinji." END CHAPTER 1. Author's note: No, this does not take place instead of the Kaworu episode. It takes place instead of the Touji episode. I wrote the starting scene using images similar to the Kaworu episode, but that isn't when it actually happens.