This uses Tenchi TV continuity. Don't say "that can't happen, because _____ happened in the OAV series". Also, it's been renamed from when I posted the prologue. PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE by Ken Arromdee Prologue I'm Masaki Tenchi, age 17. An ordinary Earth boy who discovered his true heritage as a prince of Jurai, fleeing through space with a group of new friends until I defeated Kagato and could return home. After it was over, we had all separated and gone our ways. But soon, everyone came back together, and they were all here on Earth with me again, Still, I've tried to live as normal a life as I could; I turned down the throne, and there I was, riding the bus to school like lots of other high school boys in Japan. "Hello, Tenchi. Any luck with that spiky-haired wild girl?" asked Amagasaki-kun as I got off in front of the school. He had heard of Ryouko; I did tell my classmates that much. "I saw how Ryouko hugged you at lunchtime last week, how far have you gotten with her Tenchi?" He was referring to the time she teleported in to give me a special lunch; I'm glad nobody saw her at the exact moment she arrived. The teacher took attendance and then handed us all index cards. "Write your name on these and pass them forward and to the right." I hadn't the faintest idea what this was for, but I obeyed. He collected the cards and put them in a box. The explanation was soon coming, but when I heard it, I had wished I had asked some questions first no matter how much that would embarrass me. "We've got an exchange student coming here next week", he explained. "From the United States of America. He's going to be living at one of you students' homes; it's a great honor." When the school year started, we had all filled out a bit of paperwork, and it included a form asking if we were willing to put up an exchange student in our homes. Everyone wanted to help, even me, but that was before everything... happened. If an exchange student lived in my house now, he'd find out that I was living with four females from outer space with regular visits by two more. I prayed, to whatever ancestors were listening in the Masaki shrine, that someone else would be chosen. The teacher reached into the box and looked away from it. He swirled his hand around... maybe he'd pick Amagasaki-kun? Or Atsuko-san? The chance was really pretty small, since it was a big class. He picked out a card as everyone waited, breathless. He looked at the card and pointed... to the other half of the room, slowly moving his finger around. "The lucky student is..." he said, stopping for a dramatic second. I let out a sigh of relief until our teacher, with a flourish, spun sixty degrees and aimed his finger directly at me. "Masaki Tenchi! Congratulations!" My friends patted me on the back and congratulated me too, and as others followed them, soon the whole class was smiling and treating me as if I had won the lottery. They didn't know. They just didn't know. "Cheer up", said Amagasaki-kun, spotting the frown on my face. "I thought you wanted to be in the program." "Yes, but..." "Say, maybe the student's a pretty blonde girl. Bet Ryouko would get jealous." "Or it's a guy, who might try to get Tenchi's girl", said another friend. "But you can make sure that doesn't happen, right, Tenchi? Just treat Ryouko like you should treat a lover." "No! It's... well, I have to ask Dad and Grandpa. Something's come up." * * * * * My teacher gave me an information sheet that the exchange student had filled out months ago. It was a guy, after all. Seventeen years old, about my age. He seemed like an okay sort of person, and judging from the paragraph he wrote, his Japanese was very good... ah, there, he even mentioned it. He said that his mother pestered him to learn Japanese because it's used in more places than he'd think. Anyway, I thought, got to talk to Dad and figure out what to do. I took off my shoes as I entered the house and looked on the floor for a pair of slippers. Then I noticed a shadow on the ground, not my own, and looked up again. I was met by a smiling face in spiky blue hair. "Oh, hi, Ryouko." She seemed a little disappointed when all I did was say "hi". Ryouko is very affectionate, sometimes too much, and if I hugged her she'd get the wrong ideas. Heck, she gets the wrong ideas anyway. Besides, Aeka had to be right behind her. "That's no way to greet Tenchi-sama", said Aeka. Right on cue. The purple-haired princess stepped forwards, shoved Ryouko aside, and picked up the slippers and handed them to me. "Welcome home, Tenchi-sama", said Aeka. I shook my head. "Ryouko, Aeka, please don't fight. I need to go ask Dad something. It's very important." Ryouko looked at me, waiting to hear my every word. "Uhh, Ryouko...", I told her. "All right, I'll tell you first. Here's the deal. There's going to be an exchange student coming here. We can't have an exchange student coming here with you hovering around." I pointed to Aeka. "Or you, making force fields and talking about being a princess. I'm going to talk to Dad to find out what to do." "Are you saying that I have no restraint?" asked Ryouko. She looked as if she was about to cry, a look I've seen a dozen times before and which usually meant, not that she was really upset, but that she wasn't getting her way. "Tenchi-sama, I can keep Ryouko from causing trouble when our exchange student guest comes along", said Aeka. Ryouko threw a force bolt at Aeka; she responded by summoning little mechanical logs to create a shield around herself. "Stop!" I yelled. "This is why I'm asking Dad, not just talking to you. I'm not so sure you _could_ stay out of trouble. It's going to be for at least several months, and we can't have _one_ energy bolt or floating log in that time. I'd like to have him come over too, but the consequences of messing up can be pretty bad." I walked away to talk to Dad. * * * * * "Why don't you wait for dinner?" he had suggested. I did, and as soon as everyone was seated, I cleared my throat and spoke. "Ahem... everyone, I have an announcement. There's an exchange student who's going to be living here for a little while. As you all know, this house has a lot of room for guests, and finding the space for him won't be a problem. The problem's something else. I need to convince him that nothing strange or unusual is going on around here. Will everyone cooperate? I don't want to go back and tell my teacher that I'm going to bow out of the program and leave it to someone else." Washuu applauded and answered "Fine with me. My lab's out of view anyway, and if anyone wants to fight while we have a guest, I can prepare a special arena for it." "No, Washuu-chan, that won't be necessary", said Aeka. "Why, you would think that I am not as elegant and refined as I am, to boorishly fight like that." Ryouko looked into my eyes and said "For you, Tenchi... I'll do it." "Tenchi-oniichan", said Sasami, "I promise." "No, it's okay, Sasami", I said. "I mostly wanted to hear it from Ryouko and Aeka and Washuu, in front of everyone. I needed to get across just how important it is not to do anything unusual, and I needed to be sure that you know just what everyone expects of you. I'm glad it worked out... and thanks Dad." I walked over to the phone and called up Kiyone, leaving a message on her answering machine. There was always the problem of Mihoshi, but she and Kiyone shouldn't be visiting too much, and it would be manageable. "So who's this exchange student anyway?" asked Grandpa. From the looks of him, you'd never guess he was lost royalty of the planet Jurai. "Oh, he's from this place called Newport, and his name is David Carter." Chapter 1 The teacher introduced David to the class. He bowed, and even wrote his name on the board in kana. "It's nice to meet you", he said. "I'm David Carter." Everybody in class started asking him questions. How does he know the language so well, does he eat sushi, does he live in a big house? He tried to ignore most of them, but I saw an unhappy expression on his face at the last question. "So, uh, hello, Tenchi-san. It's nice to meet you too...." I decided he looked a little tense and tried to make him feel more welcome. I introduced him to my friends and gave him a quick rundown on some of the better-known rumors about the school, which girls were unattached, stuff like that. He still acted like something really bad had happened, and finally I asked him outright. "What is it? You can't be homesick after just a day...." "I was very lucky to come here at all, Tenchi-san", he explained. "There was... well, a disaster. That meteor shower that hit the United States a few weeks ago, one of those meteors hit my house. My mother's gone, and my father was ready to take me far away to safety until this chance came up." "That's terrible", I said. "You don't have a home to go back to?" "I do of a sort, but I've been through a lot. It's not your fault at all. Living here will probably be the most normal life I've had in a while...." * * * * * We talked some more on the bus home. There was something he wasn't telling me, but his life was obviously full of troubles and I wasn't going to make him feel at home by pressing the point. He explained how he was on the run from looters and how he found refuge with his friend in Massachusetts. If you don't know where that is, it's on the northeast coast of the USA. Before the disaster he lived in a house, which he described to me in detail. "I know that houses are generally pretty small around Tokyo", he explained as the bus let us off. True, true, but that was only on the average. Where I lived was much bigger, much more able to handle guests. I smiled at him and pointed out the shrine once we got off the bus and started down the path home. "That's the Masaki family shrine. The lake is ours, those hills over there are ours... and our house is down there. You could take a nice hike without ever leaving Masaki land." David looked around himself as we walked home. "Yosh..." he said. "No, that's 'sugoi'. 'Yosh' is when you want to agree." "Huh? Oh, right, right. Yosh, yosh", he said. He must have gotten confused; I had to remind myself that he wasn't a native speaker, and he probably hadn't ever spoken this much Japanese in one day before. "Hi, I'm home!" I shouted, sliding the door open. "And I'm here with Mr. Carter from America. You've already seen his luggage... we hope." In the living room, Ryouko and Aeka were sitting on the couch, battling over the remote control to the TV. Ryouko got up, threw the remote hard at Aeka, and ran to me. Good, I thought, she didn't teleport. She was keeping her promise. Aeka picked it out of her royal robes, where it had landed, a grin of triumph on her face, and ran to me too. Ryouko tripped and fell. I think it was because she was trying too hard not to teleport and not hard enough to watch where she was going. When I helped her up, she embraced me. "Tenchi..." she said. Then, Aeka put her arms around me from the other side. All in all, a typical coming-home, but no powers, and with one big exception. My guest was watching. "I see... you have some interesting guests already", said David, looking between the two girls who each wanted me to share my life with them. They let go of me as he watched. He bowed once. "I'm David Carter. You must be Ryouko and Aeka. Boy your girlfriends are cute, Tenchi." He winked. I took David aside and whispered to him the truth. "David, they like me, but I'm not sure about them. They're not my girlfriends, but I can't just turn them down. We've been through a lot together." * * * * * At dinner, I introduced him to everyone else. Sasami, Aeka's younger sister, about age ten. Wasyuu, a short, redheaded, scientist; when David wanted to know what branch of science, she warned him to be more polite to his elders and never answered the question. Dad and Grandpa. "And last but not least, Ryo-ohki." I lifted up the meowing half-cat, half-rabbit creature to show her to David. "She really belongs to Ryouko but Sasami-chan likes her a lot. Don't ask what she is, I'm not sure I know myself." The cabbit meowed at me, in indignance. Imagine, not knowing what Ryo-ohki was. Of course, I couldn't very well explain that she turned into a full-size spaceship. * * * * * David fell asleep at eight at night, right on the couch. Of course... jet lag. He came from the plane directly to school. How many hours had he stayed awake? Ten, twelve? It was a wonder he had lasted this long. He cried out in his sleep for his mother, which I understood. I had lost my own mother a long time ago. Ryouko teleported in, behind the sleeping teen, and held a finger to her lips. "Shush", she said. "I'll bring him upstairs, and then we can be alone here." Aeka walked in, mad at Ryouko, like usual. "And who said _you_ could move around like that just because David's not watching? I'm warning you, miss pirate girl, that..." I frowned, and the attitude just melted off her face. "I'm sorry, Tenchi-sama, we couldn't have Ryouko reveal everything to David." Aeka pouted at me demurely. At about this time the noise awoke David, who scrambled to his feet, reaching his hand into his pocket. "What... what...?!" he exclaimed, suddenly far more alert and wary than he really needed to be for a little domestic dispute. "It's okay", I told him. "It's just Ryouko and Aeka arguing. We have a room for you, you don't have to sleep on the couch. You must be a really light sleeper." "Just... yeah, I am. I didn't use to be one, but in the past few weeks, things have changed. I'm sorry, I was just a little startled." Once again I felt that he had to be hiding something from me. You don't suddenly act like someone's about to shoot you just because you got woken up, unless something's really wrong. Chapter 2 David was a lot better-rested the next morning. While we were going to school, I asked him why he was startled so easily. Maybe it was something I could help with. "David? I hope you don't mind if I asked you something." "It's cool, go ahead." "Why is it you're acting like someone's going to kill you?" "I don't know what you're talking about", he said. I'd probably hate myself for doing this later, I thought, and shouted "David, get down!" In an instant he was under a bush, scanning the area for trouble. His hand was halfway to his pocket, probably reaching for a weapon of some sort. I sighed and motioned for him to stand up. "I'm talking about that, David." He looked at me, assessing me like a mouse would a cat. Then, he shook his head and said, "You wouldn't understand." "Look", I said, "I've been through a lot of strange things myself. I know what it's like to have people chasing me. Please, explain it. There's nothing I wouldn't believe, and I really don't think that it can be anything too dangerous. You're no older than me; what could anyone want from a 17 year old?" It had to be something embarrassing, maybe a little threatening, but I've been on the run through outer space from an empire covering hundreds of solar systems. There was no way his situation could be as bad as that. David shook his head harder. "Believe me, Tenchi, you don't want to know. It's something I have the responsibility to handle. Nobody else... nobody." I gave up and decided to talk about baseball for the rest of the trip. * * * * * At lunch I tried to speak to David about his problem again, but he steadfastly refused. Maybe it was none of my business. After all, there were still some things at home that looked a little suspicious--just what species was Ryo-ohki, for instance--and I surely wouldn't appreciate him bugging _me_ about them. So I stopped. But it didn't matter, since that weekend it all came to a head. I was just showing David the shrine when I heard a loud roar overhead. I instantly recognized it, because this wasn't the first time it had happened. A white form, unlike any airplane, streaked across the sky and uncertainly descend towards the ground, trailing smoke. David watched it as it landed, his eyes widening. "Tenchi, I've got to go. I'm not sure what's going to happen, and I hope I'll be back soon, but I can't stay. You're all going to be in danger if I stay here." He mumbled something about losing his mother and losing Rafe. Then he ran away back to our house. Great, I thought. Mihoshi lands a _little_ roughly and she sends David into a panic. I wondered what he thought it was, a plane crash? A missile aimed at him? I couldn't imagine what would lead a normal teenager to worry about being targeted by missiles. Anyway, I had to chase after him. If he tracked down Mihoshi, he'd see it wasn't a plane or a missile; it was a spaceship of the Galaxy Police. Mihoshi was tanned, blonde, ditzy, and very unpredictable. There was no telling what would happen next. David ran as if his life depended on it. He made it into the house first and slammed the door; when I opened it, a surprised Ryouko and Aeka had pointed me up the stairs. I heard him doing something in the guest room, revving up a motor of some kind, and when I got up there I saw that the largest box in his luggage had actually held a motorcycle. David got on it and fiddled with the controls; its wheels pivoted to the horizontal. "Wait!" I shouted as he rode the cycle right out the window. I watched as it descended and stopped, hovering a few feet off the ground. What was that thing? * * * * * Up until then, I'd never asked Ryouko to teleport me anywhere. It makes me a little dizzy, anyway, and it just wasn't fair to take advantage of her special abilities as if she was a taxi driver. Now was another story. "Ryouko", I asked, "could you do me a favor? I need to chase after David; something odd's happening. I need you to tel--" She teleported onto me and hugged me so tightly that my chest squeezed her breasts, and leered at Aeka, then turned away. Before I could blink, we were right in front of the ship. Mihoshi was standing outside the hatch, which was jammed up against a tree root, trying to pull it completely open. Kiyone-- she's Mihoshi's partner in the Galaxy Police--was leaning against the ship, watching Mihoshi. "Mihoshi", I said, "you don't need to open the hatch any farther. You're already outside." "Oh!", she exclaimed. "That's why Kiyone's not helping me get it open!" "Mihoshi, Kiyone", I said, "David's coming here. David Carter, the guy I left a message for you about. Do you have a distortion field or something like that to hide your ship?" "Naaah", said Ryouko, licking my ear. "I'm pretty familiar with the defenses of Galaxy Police ships; I had to be. They don't have that kind of equipment." "We've got to do something!" I said loudly. "He's going to find out about everything." "Too late", said David as he zoomed in on his cycle. "I never expected that you were working with them, Tenchi." He had a strange glove on his hand and there was a blue glow in the iris of his eyes. * * * * * "Put that weapon down!" said Mihoshi. She drew her gun on David, who tried to stare her down. Mihoshi began to look dizzy. "You're... under... arrest", she managed to mumble. I grabbed a handful of mud and threw it at David's face, letting Mihoshi recover. "You're under arrest! For brandishing a deadly weapon at an officer, for resisting arrest. You have the right to remain silent, if you choose not to do so your words are acceptable as evidence in a court of law..." "Funny. I never knew Tyrusians to read Miranda rights before", said David. He held up his gloved hand and Mihoshi's gun went flying. Ryouko whispered "Should I?" into my ear, holding up her own hand, but I shook my head. Mihoshi cried for a second and then added another charge. "And for feloniously assaulting a Galaxy Police officer with intent to injure." "David", I yelled. "It's a mistake! Mihoshi's not out to get you! She's not a Tyrusian, whatever that is. I know it seems like some kind of fantasy, but she's exactly what she says she is. She's from outer space. That's a spaceship." "I know it's a spaceship! Don't you get it, that's what I've been worried about all this time. I'm under arrest for treason." Mihoshi pulled a holographic card out of her pocket, holding it up by the corners. She pressed some buttons, then shook her head. She turned the card upside down and pressed some buttons again. "If you want... I'm sorry, I can't arrest you for treason. It doesn't say that in here! I can only arrest people for crimes that I see committed or crimes in the Galaxy Police database. Will you accept my apologies, Mr. Carter?" She seemed to have forgotten about the charge for brandishing the glove, which was just as well. David looked at her in disbelief and said "Sure." Kiyone explained. "Sometimes Mihoshi is very eager to do her job." "Yeah!" exclaimed Mihoshi. "I want to do my best!" * * * * * We went to my house and everyone sat down while David explained his whole story. His father was from outer space, it seems, a planet called Tyrusia. David was heir to the throne of Tyrusia, and the Dragit, his uncle, didn't like that very much; you see, the Dragit was running the empire. That's why David's home was taken out by meteors; it was an incident in a war, not just some random space storm that just happened to hit America. The glove was a weapon associated with the ruling family of Tyrusia, called the Exotar. "So", I asked David after he finished his tale, "you're a long lost part-alien prince on the run from an empire run by a relative of your father's?" "Yeah. Considering that you weren't very surprised at _that_", he said, pointing to Mihoshi and her ship, "I suppose you have a story of your own to tell." "Right", I told him. "It's really pretty similar to yours in some ways. Only it's not Dad, it's Grandpa, and the empire is Jurai, the relative was Kagato, and I managed to beat him. I suppose I'm the prince of Jurai, but I'm not really doing anything princely here. Just trying to go to school and live with everyone." "What I don't understand", noted Washuu, "is why that space storm was ever believed to be natural. It was obvious that those were ballistic trajectories that started on the far side of the moon." Hmm, had she been keeping tabs on them? "It's not as if they had rocket motors attached so that they could move and hide their path. Anyone with even a lowly Earth computer and an astronomy book could figure out where they came from. Covering up something like that would be impossible." "Maybe we just don't have smart astronomers in America", replied David. * * * * * I reintroduced everyone, this time not leaving anything out. "Everyone, this is David Oosha. He's the lost crown prince of Tyrusia. David really is an exchange student, but a very lucky one. America is pretty dangerous for him at this moment. "And David... this is everyone who lives with me." I pointed to Ryouko. "She's Ryouko, a space pirate. Oh, and that's her pet Ryo-ohki, a cabbit who turns into a spaceship. We can show you later if you want." "That's okay", answered David. "I... I guess I have to believe you." "Aeka and Sasami are princesses of Jurai. Washuu is perhaps the greatest scientist in the galaxy." Two puppets popped into view on Washuu's shoulders. "No perhaps! She's the greatest!" they squeaked, and disappeared again. "Kiyone and Mihoshi you've already met. My Dad is human. Grandpa is really the legendary Yosho." David's eyes widened in wonder. "Really? I've heard of him". Strange, but he explained it further. "Rafe told me all about it before he died. Yosho was a legendary prince of a nearby empire, who could do truly amazing things with his power. One day he disappeared, never to be heard from again, but he was famous throughout the galaxy. Ever since then Tyrusians use a version of his name to mean 'amazing'." "Yosh", I responded. * * * * * There was some hope on David's face. For the first time since he had gotten here. "Tenchi, will you help me?" he asked. "Against the Dragit, I mean? I know it's not your fight, and I'm asking a lot, but...." I thought a moment. We couldn't be unhospitable to a guest, even if he was being chased by aliens. "Dad would kill me if I did something too dangerous, but I'll help in what ways I can, David. You know, we're both supposed to be princes here. The good kind, not like Kagato or the Dragit. If the prince of Tyrusia asks for help from the prince of Jurai, how can the prince of Jurai refuse?" I looked at Ryouko and Aeka. They were sitting down just glaring at one another. I thought, they'd probably help, but was I certain that I knew them well enough to know that? Better ask them. They both turned to me, smiled and gave a thumbs-up, and returned to their staring contest. Hmm, or maybe I didn't have to ask them. "Tenchi, you've... well, let's say that this is all wonderful. I didn't know whether you're friend or foe, but when you saved me and then you revealed everything, Yosho, Kagato, and all that... I think there's a chance. I've been in a war for a long time. It's hard to keep hoping, that I'll ever rescue my mother or that she's all right, that I'll make it through this myself. But you've made it a little bit easier for me, not just because you'll help me, but because I know you did the same thing yourself. I can't thank you enough for helping me believe that there's a light at the end of the tunnel." * * * * * Several hours later, David having fallen asleep on the couch and for once seeming to sleep soundly, Washuu held a scanner up to his snoring face. It buzzed loudly and David opened his eyes and got up from the couch, yawning. Nearly impaling his nose directly into the device. He got up and looked at Washuu, then walked off, ignoring her. She disappeared into a seemingly magical door and reappeared in front of him. When David had gotten annoyed enough that I half expected to see his eyes glow blue again, Washuu explained. "You have 36 teeth!" "36 teeth?" "Tyrusians have more teeth than Earthlings. I just needed to take some readings." "You could ask." "Okay", replied Washuu. "Mind if I count your teeth? I realize you're in a bad bargaining position because I've already done it..." An idea crossed David's mind. "Washuu-_chan_, in exchange for that, why don't you go look for signs of Tyrusian activity. If you can find their bases and their fleets _before_ they start killing thousands of people again, it would do me a lot of good. Okay?" "Well, since you called me Washuu-chan, I'll do it this once." She summoned her keyboard and typed madly. Shortly she came up with a list of several sites. "There's a base in the US in the desert." "Uh", said David, looking at the map, "I already took care of that one." "There's another one on the moon. If you're not careful they could destroy Washington DC with that!" "Yes, I know, I took care of that one too. Could you find me something _new_?" "Well", explained Washuu, "bases are easier to find after large explosions have happened in them than before. If I were Tyrusian, I'd put a base in orbit around the sun a few million kilometers from Earth. I could easily throw meteors from there, and there's no danger of any Earthlings blowing my base up since Earth technology can't travel that distance." "Is there one there?" "Do I look like I have cameras a few million kilometers from Earth?" * * * * * Aeka sat down beside David, who was watching the opening of "Brain Powerd" on TV in the living room. His nose was bleeding slightly. "David-sama?" she asked. David-sama? This was odd. "Here, looks like you need some help", she said, wiping most of the blood off his nose with a tissue and tossing it away. "Are you really a prince?" asked Aeka. Oh-ho. "Yeah", he replied. "It hasn't done me any good, though. Just got me shot at a lot." "Would you like me to show you around the grounds here? I'm royalty, you know. It would really be quite appropriate." Ryouko's voice whispered into my ear as she faded into view. "Ssssh. It was my idea. I told her that your grandfather wanted her to show him around, and she _believed_ me." "That's not nice, Ryouko", I said. Hmm, something wasn't right. "Ryouko... just how did you get her to call him -sama and point out that they're both royal?" "I'm not sure. I think I got lucky. Say, let's follow them around." Ryouko and Aeka have been at odds since they were kids. I never could get a straight story as to why. When they dropped in on me, it had been one more reason to continue their feud. A feud which I was sure I was about to be made a pawn in again. On the other hand, if I didn't follow Ryouko, she'd just go anyway and cause further mischief, and David would be caught in the middle of all that. I nodded at Ryouko's suggestion, and she smiled back at me. * * * * * We tiptoed through the woods as Aeka took David to the shrine, and then to the cave. Outside, it was just barely possible to hear them talk. "Oh!" cried Aeka, "because I'm a princess it's terribly hard to have a relationship... nobody likes me for myself." Not again, I thought. Ryouko took my hand and before I could say anything, teleported both of us in right in front of them. Aeka was embracing him, her kimono was loose, and she was trying to kiss him. At the sight of us, she turned an angry red. David stammered "I can explain... You said she's not your girlfriend, anyway, right?" "How dare you interrupt a perfectly peaceful moment, Ryouko?" yelled Aeka. "Get away from here!" "Well, since you're not Tenchi's girlfriend and since you seem to be occupied, I can have Tenchi all to myself, right?" replied Ryouko, kissing my cheek. "Get off of Tenchi-sama!" "Well, it seems like you sort of gave him up already, right?" "Girls, girls", I yelled. "Please... don't do this. And David... I'm not mad at you." "You're not jealous?" asked Aeka, disappointment sounding in her voice. "No... Aeka, I don't have a hold on you. I understand what you were saying about royalty. It must be terribly lonely when everyone likes you only for your position, because it's a step towards a throne. There aren't many people who you can really trust. Go ahead. You two can go out together. I approve." Aeka started crying. "How can you say that... rejecting me like that, Tenchi-sama!" She zipped over to me and pushed Ryouko away, letting her tears fall on my shoulder. Chapter 3 "So this is Akihabara", said David, as we walked down from the train platform. "It's so... so big." Ryouko followed on my left and Aeka on my right, between me and him. "Yeah." I smiled at him. "You probably don't see a lot of places like this where you come from, in America." Akihabara is the place where everything electronic gets sold. The recession might have affected it a little, but it's still full of people and stores, both large and small. "Maybe you can get some spare parts for your bike here. What kind of motorcycle is that anyway?" "I'm not sure", he replied. "It's something I got from Doc. It's a Tyrusian motorcycle, but I think they designed it so that it can use a lot of local parts. I'm really not sure how it runs." "Maybe you could ask Washuu?" David shook his head. "I asked her. She said she was very interested in studying it because she wanted to know how far Tyrusian technology advanced while she was stuck in your cave. She promised to treat it very well, and she was sure she knew how to put it together, and she was even willing to pay me its full cost in the event of an emergency. I decided the bike would do me more good than the knowledge." * * * * * While David was standing in line waiting to pay for some Dreamcast games, a loud beeping came from his jacket pocket, accompanied by a bright glow visible through the fabric. "Uh, Tenchi?" he asked briskly. "Hai?" "Um, I have to go. Something's come up. Would you mind taking my place in line?" I recognized what that was. He had a device which was used by other Tyrusians to contact him. This "Doc" guy, for instance. He brought it along with him on the trip just in case it was needed, and it seemed that he was right. I waited for David, while glancing through the items he bought. They were on sale, but I hoped he'd be back soon, because I wasn't sure if I had enough money on me. As David walked away, pulling the glowing orb from his pocket, he suddenly yelled in surprise "What are you doing here?" He ran back to me, showing me the image; Washuu. I glanced around to see if anyone noticed what we were doing, but we didn't seem to be attracting much attention. Of course that's how things are in a big city; people mind their own business. It gives big cities an impression of rudeness, but it might help us now. I leaned over to the orb and whispered "What _are_ you doing on David's frequency?" "Oh, I just found out some stuff that I thought both of you might want to know", said Washuu. "By the way, you know that your device transmits using a very simple encryption scheme? Easy to break with a little application of science. Only 56 bits." "Go ahead, Washuu-chan." I ignored the encryption comment. "Well, I just detected an energy surge descending from low Earth orbit. Either the people from your planet have suddenly invented fusion drives, or else it's a Tyrusian shuttle heading your way. Now, I'd better turn this off before you really attract attention, but I have one last thing to say..." "What's that?" asked David. "The Playstation 2 will be out soon. I'd advise waiting to see it before buying any Sega games." She waved and her image winked out. Ryouko shook her head. "Ignore that part. She doesn't know what she's talking about." * * * * * We all had pizza for lunch. Ryouko gobbled it down. David looked at his slice and started picking pieces of squid off. "No, no", said Aeka. "I have a passing familiarity with the cuisine of your mother's planet, and though pizza is certainly an informal food, there is a specified way to eat it. It should be eaten whole." David looked at Aeka and then at me. He shrugged and tried a bite of the pizza. "Not bad, really", he said. "It just seems a little strange..." "Oh!" replied Aeka. "Forgive me. I should be making a guest welcome, not criticizing his preferences. Would you like some of mine to make up for it, David-sama?" She broke off part of her own slice, on which she had piled all of the olives from two slices. I recalled that Aeka didn't like olives. David nodded politely. Aeka lifted up the slice to his mouth and said "Chew down." She glanced at me, as if expecting me to stop her. I didn't have any control over her, though. If she liked David, then she liked David. I looked the other way and David bit down on the pizza slice. Aeka was ready to feed him another bite when a bolt of energy blasted by us, incinerating the mound of olives and making Aeka drop the remains of the slice onto our table. Over where the bolt came from was a man, with strange eyes, and too many narrow teeth in his mouth. He was holding a gun in his hand, not an Earth gun but some kind of energy weapon, and with him was an animal, whose slavering mouth was full of even more, sharper, teeth. It looked streamlined, and very deadly. A woman screamed and the customers ran, as the alien man gave his order. "I want David Carter", he said, pointing to David. His Japanese was almost as good as David's. "Give yourself up. Everyone else... I just want the boy. He's a dangerous criminal. I won't hurt anyone, but I can't guarantee the Mangler will leave you in one piece if you don't do as I tell you." He patted the ferocious beast's head. "Do you realize who you're threatening?" asked Aeka indignantly. "I'm..." "Forget it, Aeka", said Ryouko, planting a hand over Aeka's mouth. "He doesn't need to know who you are." Ryouko added, in a whisper, "and known princesses of Jurai make great hostages." Aeka looked even more indignant, but stopped trying to negotiate, and created her force field, as little logs appeared in the air around her. "Get back, Tenchi-sama, David-sama." David hid behind her field and put on his glove, which he had had in his pocket along with the sphere. I fell back with him and, noticing Ryouko about to attack the creature, gave a suggestion. "The gun, David. Get the gun away from him!" The man fired his weapon at Aeka. Of course, the blasts never made it through her force field. Aeka struggled to keep it active, but in the meantime David had reached for the glove I saw before, and was putting it on. David's glove glowed. The man struggled as an invisible force pulled the gun out of his hand. Meanwhile, Ryouko shot several bolts of energy from her hands right at the leaping creature, then formed an energy saber in her hands. Before it could land on her, she had chopped cleanly through its neck, sending green blood everywhere. The man's eyes widened in panic and he fled the scene. David used his glove again, and telekinetically slammed the door shut just as the man ran through. He collided with it and fell to the ground. * * * * * As soon as the man fell, Ryouko teleported over to me and hugged me, whispering "Are you hurt, Tenchi?" Aeka immediately followed. "Tenchi-sama?" "Oh, I'm fine..." "See, he's fine", said Ryouko. "Why don't you go over see to David's welfare, Princess? That power he used must be very stressful." "You should", I said to Aeka. "I should?" There was a slight skeptical tone in her voice. Aeka went over to him anyway. "Thank you for saving me, Aeka", he said. "If I was alone... who knows what could have happened?" "Well, yes", said Aeka. She faced me and asked innocently, "I did save David-sama. Wasn't that so brave, Tenchi-sama?" "Uh, Aeka?" said David. "Oh, yes. Are you okay, David-sama?" "It's not that", he answered. "You seem to like Tenchi a lot. Sometimes you seem to like me, but at other times, I wonder. What do you think of me?" Aeka paused in thought, as if she'd never really considered that question before. "You are a prince, David-sama, and that's a very rare thing. And I am a princess. But I met Tenchi before I met you, and besides I will not be beaten by that... that _pirate_." "Hey, hey", I said. "I'm not a prize. Aeka, David, please. I don't want to stand in your way." I wanted Aeka to go with her heart, not continue some ridiculous feud with Ryouko with me stuck in the center. "Hmph", said Aeka. * * * * * We waited to pay for David's games. Since the crowd was gone, it didn't take long at all. Meanwhile, Ryouko quickly searched the man, stripped him down to his underwear, and dumped him in front of the nearest police officer she could find. Looking in the man's clothes, she took out some unfamiliar coins, an electronic card, and an energy gun, which she tossed to David. "Here, I don't need this, you want it?" David shook his head. "Never thought I'd see you go to the police, Ryouko", I said. "Oh, I'm not wanted on this planet. Besides, if we can find it, I get to loot his ship." * * * * * "Let's go find them!" exclaimed David. He was right, of course. We had to go track these people down. We had to at least do what we could to see that David was safe. "Yeah, we should", I answered. "I know how it feels. Never a moment of peace. Well, we're going to help you. Right, Ryouko? Right, Aeka?" Ryouko nodded a bit, and Aeka said "Hai, Tenchi-sama... David-sama....", putting on an exaggerated noble face, as if assisting us was a great sacrifice that only a princess could make. At least she recognized that this wasn't a time to argue. "But first, we have to go home", I said. David had to get his cycle, and we all had to see if Washuu knew anything about what to do next. David also needed to try to get in touch with his contacts in America. Then we should think it over a bit and rest; true, the Tyrusians could have attacked us at any time, but we had all been half-expecting an attack anyway ever since David explained his background. * * * * * We didn't sleep well that night. At least I didn't, and I don't think David did. He's prone to nightmares, anyway. In the morning I went to Washuu to hear her advice. "So what do you think, Washuu-chan?" I asked, while Ryouko floated in mid-air by my shoulder. "We need to track down where this Tyrusian came from. Find his mother ship, find the guys who he's working for. At the very least. Is there some way you can help us?" "Well", replied Washuu, "I know what orbit the shuttle descended from. Assuming that the orbit is that of an unpropelled object, it's..." She pressed several keys on her transparent, floating, keyboard. "This!" An image appeared in front of her. "Of course", added Washuu, "most spaceships are propelled." She pushed some more buttons and the image disappeared. "So I'm sorry to say I can't help you. I could give you something to detect the ship, but Ryo-ohki's sensors would be just as useful. Though if you want to wait for them to throw meteors, it would be simple to find the source of..." "Thanks anyway", I replied, and exited her hyperspacial lab, walking back out onto the wood floor and into the dining room. I didn't want to be late for breakfast. As I entered I saw that I had, in fact, been late, and everyone had began to eat. Except David and Aeka. David's orb was perched between him and the miso soup, while he frantically wrote on a piece of paper. In the orb was the image of a Tyrusian man, who was reading him a list of numbers; as the man finished, David folded up the paper and pocketed it. Aeka was snuggled up against David's shoulder. "Uh, good morning", I said. "How's everyone?" Upon hearing my voice, and seeing Ryouko floating near me, Aeka let go of David like a hot potato and ran to me to give me a hug. It felt pleasant, but a little insincere. Ryouko glared at her. "You have your boyfriend. Go back to him and leave Tenchi to me!" The two girls faced off against each other in a staring contest. I really hate it when they do that. It makes me feel like some kind of prize. Don't they realize that I'm not going to hurt their feelings by choosing one when I don't absolutely have to? "Aeka, where are you going?" said David. He seemed a little uncomfortable at Aeka's actions towards me but I smiled slightly, trying to get across that he didn't have to worry about my getting angry at him as if I was some character in a bar in a cheap American movie. "Ignore her", I replied. "Who's that in the ball? Doc, right?" David seemed satisfied by my remark about Aeka, and leaned over to me to explain the orb, keeping his voice low. "Right, that's Doc in there. Want to talk to him? I told him you can be trusted but I didn't say anything else. I figured you might want to keep some of your secrets too." "Ah, so you're Tenchi", said the image, in English. "I'm known as Doc. Nice to meet you. You do speak English, right?" "Nice to meet you too, I speak enough." "Well, David says you can be trusted, so here's the deal. I told him all of this already. Agents Stark and Romar have contacted me... oh, they're US government agents. It seems that the US government really doesn't like when people impersonate the President. Anyway, they've been helping track down the Tyrusians as a threat to national security. They got this tip, from one of the government's asteroid tracking programs; seems something was moving, but it was a bit too near and moved a bit too oddly to be an asteroid." "That was a shuttle, right? I think a guy from it attacked us yesterday", I said. "But we took care of him." "It was a shuttle, and they found out where it landed. Funny, that's the first time that anything from Tyrusia had ever landed outside US borders. Even the meteors stayed inside the country. But anyway, they not only know where it landed, they know where it came from. There's a base in an orbit near the Earth's orbit. We know where it is, but there's no way to get there. Unless..." "Unless?" "Unless David can find the shuttle. It could make the trip back, but you'd probably need a recognition code to get inside it. And then when you land at their base, they'll undoubtedly have security in the landing bay that you'd have to get through. It'd be a hundred to one shot against." He seemed to have been guessing at the number, but sounded pretty sincere about the overall idea. "Oh, and you wouldn't be able to escape in the shuttle again if the mission goes wrong. You'd have to refuel it at the base first, since they don't carry enough fuel for two trips." "Another longshot job", said David. He turned to me. "Tenchi, I helped blow up Tyrusian bases twice already. I got lucky, very lucky. I'm still not sure how I managed to get through that alive, and I don't know if I can do it another time. I'm glad you're helping, but we're going to need a _lot_ of good fortune." "Never mind the longshots", said Ryouko. "And as for fuel, this is all we need", she continued, holding up a bundle of carrots. Chapter 4 "So are you serious?" asked David, pointing to Ryo-ohki. "That little... pet is really a spaceship that can take us all the way to an orbit around the sun?" "Yeah", I said. "It used to be hard for me to believe too. The way people like us are, the harder it is to believe something, the more likely it seems to be to happen. Just watch." David stared as Ryouko tossed Ryo-ohki up into the air. The little cabbit just kept on going straight up. Her fur turned into spikes, which grew, and grew, as mass from somewhere flowed into the now-spaceship creature. "Yosh", said David, awed by the transformation. Washuu walked up to us and interrupted. "I don't mean to disturb your contemplation of the wonders of the universe, but I must ask you if you've figured out a plan. You're not going to blow them up, are you? They haven't done anything." "They did do _something_", retorted David. "They sent a man to kidnap me at gunpoint. You're right about blowing them up, though. We can't just do that for no reason. But we can find out what they're up to and see if it's a military base. If it is, then we _might_ have to blow it up. At least the meteor launchers. I don't want to blow up the base proper and kill any more people; too many have died already." "Really, it will be okay", said Aeka. "David-sama knows what he's doing." * * * * * All four of us--me, Ryouko, Aeka, and David--stepped into Ryo-ohki's transport beam. Washuu pulled a two foot wide wooden box out of nowhere, and tossed it to me as we left. "Here, supplies", she said. I barely caught it before the beam took effect; what was she trying to do? The scenery around us blurred and vanished, and we appeared an inch or so above the floor of the bridge, just enough to startle David, who had never been transported like this before. Ryouko read David's coordinates off to Ryo-ohki. There was a loud "myah", and we were off. Our view of the sky faded to black, and slowly rotated until it was possible to see a view from the air... but to our left. The image of Tokyo contracted without any perceptible motion on the ship, moving away from us. Soon it became an image of the Earth. David looked at it and waved. "It's so... so _fast_", he said. "Fast?" I wondered. "Yeah, fast. When we were on an Earth ship it took days to get to the moon, but you're doing it in just a few minutes. I guess we still have a long way to go before we're as advanced as everyone else." "Your people should be proud of their achievements", said Aeka. "Jurai and its provinces were not always like you now know them, where even peasants might have ships like this." Ryouko fumed a bit, but Aeka didn't seem to notice her. It wasn't even a put-down, it was just how Aeka talked. "We, too, started out as the lowest of the low, a pirate guild" (Ryouko fumed even more), "and achieved galactic glory for ourselves starting from nothing. Your Earth still has great potential." Stars appeared in her eyes. "Perhaps after Tyrusia is no longer ruled by the Dragit you, David-sama, can be the one who brings Earth and Tyrusia together to become an honored empire second only to Jurai." "Thank you, Aeka... it's the thought that counts", said David. "What, you don't like her speeches?" interjected Ryouko. "How like a stuck-up princess to give you hope by putting her own planet on a pedestal." Not again. I considered whether to wait out the argument or try to intervene. It would die down eventually, I know. Aeka _did_ seem to mean well, and she did seem to really like David. This gave me a lot of mixed feelings. I didn't want to lose Aeka, not as a girlfriend, but as family. Even though we weren't really related. But I felt as if a burden was being removed; if Aeka liked David, I was free to explore how I felt about Ryouko without hurting anyone's feelings. And maybe without me to argue over they would get along a bit better though, considering that they've been at it since they were kids, it was more likely to become a battle of who has the best boyfriend. * * * * * "So what was in that box?" asked David. "We've got a few hours to go with nothing to do; may as well look inside it now." "I don't know", I replied. I walked around the box and tried to find a way to open it, but there was nothing obvious. "How do you open this thing up anyway?" Ryouko disappeared from her position over my shoulder and reappeared in front of the box, waving her energy sword menacinly. She swung it down at the side of the box, chopping away a panel of wood, which fell off. Out of the box spilled several bags of Big Macs and fries, along with a half dozen cans of soda. * * * * * Several hours and one grease-filled food meal later, the base appeared on the view screen. It was a metal structure, half embedded in the side of a real asteroid. "See anything that looks like another meteor launcher?" I asked David. "Not yet", he answered, "but I think I see something else we should be worried about." David pointed to a group of faraway objects hovering near the base. As we watched, they moved and brightened, apparently coming towards us. "Well", said Ryouko, "there are several light cruisers coming our way. I'd suggest that..." "That we open hailing frequencies and let David-sama negotiate from a position of strength?" replied Aeka. "They wanted to kidnap me", said David. "I don't think they're very interested in negotiating." "Ohh... that is so cruel. To run a regime of such brutality and to deprive royalty of Tyrusia of their just dues...." David looked at Aeka. "You don't know the half of it. Cruel is when my friends die, and I never know if I'm going to see my mother again, and when my father's away fighting a war and I've never seen him since I was four. Cruel is when I shoot people's hearts out and watch them twist in pain before death overtakes them, only it doesn't matter because I have to help kill everyone around them anyway, with my help, or else watch my country's capital get burned to the ground." Aeka embraced David at this point. "I understand, David-sama. My father was killed by Kagato. I've been on the run, going from a happy life as a princess, to running for my life in the real world, when you never know if you're going to live through the next day... but there's always some hope. Please, have hope, David-sama." * * * * * "Fickle, isn't she, Tenchi?" whispered Ryouko into my ear. "Well, anyway you and I can now...." I waved her away. "No, Ryouko." "No? But I can see you're not running after Aeka trying to get her back. It's just you and me, Tenchi." "Ryouko, don't you get it? All your arguing was for nothing. You two have been great people but I never was either your boyfriend or Aeka's. And you should know that. You're acting like you're already intimate with me, when you're not. You know, I really still don't know where you're from, or how you became a pirate, or what kind of music you like, or when your birthday is, or... anything. We've never even seen a movie or gone to a festival together. We just live in the same house, and sometimes you like to hug me and keep me away from Aeka like a piece of pirate loot." "Tenchi!" Ryouko started to cry. This time, I figured, I'd better leave her alone. It took Aeka liking someone else to get me to do it, but I should have done it a long time ago. * * * * * It dawned on me that the screen and speakers were active. A man on the screen was reading off a page of unintelligible gibberish, over and over again. By now, it had been the fourth or fifth time. Ryouko seemed to be trying to listen to it, and I looked at her. "He's saying that if you don't respond in five minutes they'll start shooting", she said. "More than that, but that's all I got. I only know a few words of Tyrusian, like 'start shooting'." She seemed less upset than just a moment ago; I hoped that she'd think about what I said later, though. And I also hoped that I wouldn't lose her completely because of it. "Hello, this is the ship Ryo-ohki", I said, standing in the right place so that my face and words could be transmitted over. "I'm Tenchi Masaki. We're not familiar with your language. Can any of you speak Jap-- er, Juraian? Or English?" The man stopped, and walked away. I could hear several people yelling out orders and calling for someone. A few minutes later another Tyrusian appeared on the viewscreen. He seemed about forty years old, and had an odd, short-cut, hairstyle. "Welcome, Ryo-ohki", he said. "I'm the Dragit, of the Tyrusian Empire. I should warn you that you're in Tyrusian space at the moment, and this isn't a public outpost. What is your business here? Please put this message through to your leader." "There's no real leader here", I responded. "I'm here because my friend wanted to talk to you. And it seems you wanted to talk to him." "Your friend?" "David Carter." "Ah, David Oosha. Is he with you?" David asked, "Ryouko, are a pirate ship's weapons enough to handle the ships out there? Just in case. I hope we don't need to use them." "It's plenty", she answered. At that, David walked to near where I was, so the Dragit could see him, and answered. "Yes, it's me. I understand you wanted me to bring me in. Well, I've come to you. What is it you want?" "I apologize for the rough treatment. My agent was only sent to take you into our custody. If you were treated badly, I assure you it was overzealousness on the part of my agent. I wanted you here because I wanted to make an offer to you. Join us. You still can, and I assure you personally that your world will not be harmed." "And my family?" "They can join us too. We are Tyrusians, David. We shouldn't be fighting among ourselves." "How dare you!" said Aeka. "What?" said Dragit. "I said, how dare you! You've killed David-sama's friends, kidnapped his mother, attacked a helpless planet, and _then_ you try to kidnap David-sama when we're out enjoying ourselves and he'd rather not even _think_ about you. Now you ask him to go against his own people. Not only the Earth. I know that not all Tyrusians are on your side." "Who are you?" "Who am I? How could you not recognize me?" "No." "I'm princess Aeka, of the planet Jurai! If you don't let us go, you'll start an intergalactic incident!" "Oh really?" said Dragit. He fingered his chin for a moment, thinking, and then said "Well, you yourself are of course free to go, but the boy with you is wanted by the Tyrusian government. Assuming you are who you say you are, if you, a princess of Jurai, refuse to relinquish him to our custody, you'll have interfered in our affairs and that'll start quite the intergalactic incident all by itself." * * * * * "We've found the meteor launchers and we're getting in range", said Ryouko. "Well, that settles that", said David. "Figured this base would be meant to attack the Earth... meteor launchers wouldn't be any good against moving targets, just planets." Ryouko pointed to the launchers. "Get them, Ryo-ohki!" It was only a single motion, not enough, it looked like, to communicate a whole plan to the ship, but from around us came a loud "MYAU!" The communications screen fizzled out. Ryo-ohki suddenly swooped down on the magnetic generators and rings and tubes and began firing on them. "Wait!" shouted David. "Are you sure you want to...?" "I'm positive. This base is never going to be as undefended again. Now that they know that we have a ship they'll keep some heavy cruisers here so it'll be a real fight next time." Huge metal structures turned into clouds of melted metal fragments as Ryo-ohki fired on them again and again. The smaller Tyrusian ships that were at the base did attack us several times, but the shots mostly missed, and those that hit barely hurt Ryo-ohki. We all watched, especially David, as launcher after launcher was destroyed. He kept looking at the viewscreen, holding his breath, hardly able to believe what we were doing. As the launchers all fell, his relief grew greater and greater. "We're all clear!" shouted Ryouko. "Let's go back to Earth!" "I... I can't believe it", said David. "It was so... so _easy_." Aeka hugged him. "It was, David-sama, even though we had to have the help of a", she said, and grimaced as she finished her sentence, "space pirate". "Sometimes it is possible to win without there being a disaster, without losing everything first. Your world's safe, at least until they build another base. Your struggle against the Dragit will go on, but I know you can succeed in that too." * * * * * Washuu attached a funny antenna to our television set. Jurai Planetary News wasn't broadcast on the same frequency as Earth television, it didn't use the same aspect ratio or refresh rate (whatever those are), and we were eight times the distance at which it could be received anyway, even through subspace relays. Considering all that, her antenna gave us pretty good reception, although we were still getting the signals about a day and a half behind the Juraians. "This just in..." said the anchorman. "The empire of Tyrusia sent a formal diplomatic protest to Jurai over a supposed Jurai-led attack on a Tyrusian military base in the Sol system." Ryo-ohki was plainly visible in a grainy gray square on the screen. "While Tyrusia has claimed the involvement of Princess Aeka, it is believed that the attack was really a pirate raid, since the space pirate Ryouko is known to operate in the area, and Galaxy Police records clearly indicate the identity of the ship shown in this footage. Tyrusia has been assured that the government of Jurai is not responsible, and that efforts have been under way for months to catch this criminal...." "You knew that this would happen?" asked David. "Hai", replied Ryouko. "This isn't the first time. Why do you think that I've been able to get away with being a pirate for so long? Nations have always looked the other way while pirates attacked targets that they had to officially stay neutral about. As long as me and Ryo-ohki attack a few enemy bases, nobody except the locals and a few bounty hunters ever bothers us over robbing banks." Chapter 5 Ryouko passed me in the hallway, glanced at me, and continued on her way. "Wait!" I shouted. "Ryouko... please." She stopped and turned to face me, sobbing. "Tenchi, you don't..." "Wait. Ryouko, it's not that I don't like you. It's just that you were, well, too strong." David walked by and pat me on the back, whispering. "I think you should ask her out. I would." I looked at Ryouko. Did she hear that? But maybe David was right. "Ah, er, Ryouko..." "Yes, Tenchi?" she asked eagerly. Whoops, she had heard. Now I _had_ to ask her. "Since Aeka, I mean... would you like to go see the Queen Emeraldas movie with me, Ryouko? I know you really like that kind of stuff... and since it's only playing in the city maybe we could get dinner somewhere... I mean we have to go back there to look for the shuttle anyway." "I'd love to!" Ryouko's eyes lit up. She zoomed up to me and gave me the biggest hug and kiss I had from her in a long time. Which is to say, really big. I'd have fallen down just from being tackled if she wasn't able to fly. But what was I going to say, slow down? At this time, Aeka walked by. Probably she was looking for David. I instinctively prepared to back off in anticipation of the usual fight, but that didn't happen. "The nerve of that woman", she said, "showing such crude displays of affection in public." She grabbed David's hand hard, while trying to appear dainty, and pulled him away around the corner. * * * * * I was looking through movie listings in the newspaper, Ryouko besides me. Washuu was tapping away on her keyboard for some experiment or other, and David and Aeka were in the dining room. The phone rang, and I picked it up. "Hello?" "Hello", said the voice, a female one, in English. "My name's Sonia. Is David Carter there? This is very important, and private. I need to get only him on the line." I covered the speaker and shouted "David!" a few times. He ran in with Aeka from the dining room. "David-sama, a phone for you? One of your friends in America might be in trouble!", she exclaimed. "Yeah", I said, "it's a girl calling." "She's not your girlfriend, is she?" asked Aeka. "She says her name is Sonia", I replied. "She's not my girlfriend. She's a... well, a genetic hybrid, part Tyrusian. The project she's from is destroyed, I bet she's on the run." David picked up the phone, speaking in English that I struggled to figure out. "Hello, Sonia?... But you can't, if you do, Simon will trace you here... yes, that's true, he should know already... Uh, could you hold on a moment? No, that's okay. I'm here with Tenchi, the guy I'm staying with... you'd be surprised, they have a lot of room in the house. Yeah, I should still be here then. Goodbye and good luck." David hung the phone up. "What happened to your friend?" I asked. David explained. "I was right. She is on the run. She was working with the US government, but she doesn't really trust them, and anyway she just got attacked by the Dragit. She thinks that her brother Simon's working with them. He and she have a sort of link that lets them know where the other one is. She wants to come where I am, because I'm the best hope of keeping her safe. I'm the only one in the whole world who has a chance against them." "Oh really?" asked Aeka. "A girl wants to come all the way from another continent just to see you? Well, of course it's none of my business what relationships you've had before we met. But if she's going to stay _here_...." "Aeka", he said, "if I don't help her, she's going to be killed. The Tyrusians are after her. And she didn't know it, but if she comes here, she's got the best defense in the galaxy. If you're all willing to help, that is. What do I tell her?" "David, I'll help", I said. "I already promised to help you, and that goes for your friend too. Besides, you were right. Like you were saying, they could always attack us anyway. We won't really be safe by not letting her come here." "Ryouko?" I asked. "What do you think? If David's friend Sonia comes here, would you help her?" "I'll do whatever you want", she answered. I never really doubted her, anyway. Pirate or not, she had been willing to help Aeka when we were all on the run, even though they actively hated each other in everyday life. I was about to ask Aeka, but David did it first. "Please, princess. Sonia needs the help." "I know, David-sama", said Aeka. "I must ignore my jealousy and give assistance to someone in need. What sacrifices a princess of Jurai must make! But I must properly explain the situation to Sasami later." I didn't really doubt her either. She still talked like a spoiled kid, but she'd grown a lot since I met her. "Washuu-chan?" he asked. "Yes, I'll help, now stop interrupting my research." I asked Grandpa and Dad as soon as I could find them. They had no problem agreeing, but then they weren't going to do all that much anyway except provide the room. We did have an awful lot of rooms. An hour later, the phone rang. It was almost lunchtime... almost midnight in America. David picked it up, since he was expecting it. "Hello, Sonia? Yeah, Tenchi asked around. You can stay here, and you're not going to believe what we have on our side...." * * * * * Ryouko loved the movie, and the food, even though I had to explain to her that sake was not available in Italian restaurants. I was really nervous about whether I was dressed right, how I should act... but it dawned on me that there was nothing I would ever be able to do to make myself look silly to Ryouko. She loved me, and I could do no wrong. I hoped I could live up to that for her. Still, I couldn't help think of Aeka. I hoped that everything would work out okay between her and David. * * * * * "How was your weekend, Tenchi?" asked Amagasaki-kun. "Did you have any luck with Ryouko?" "Yes, I took her out on a date." "So how far did you go? She has such fully formed breasts, and... did you at least get to see her naked? You're so lucky." "Er, no, maybe someday. Look, you don't ask someone to take off all their clothes on a first date in high school. And if we ever do go farther, I'm not going to tell you. It's private between us." The questions stopped after that. The rumors, of course, went out of control. * * * * * The bell rung indicating the end of the school day. "Well, school's out", said David as we left the building. "Looks like it's about time to pick up Sonia. She doesn't know a whole lot of Japanese, and she's going to get lost in the city otherwise. See you later." I waved. "Bye, David." I noticed another familiar face waiting in the yard. "Hello, Aeka." Aeka? What was she doing here? I didn't understand. I hope she didn't suddenly decide that I had abandoned her for Ryouko or something like that.... Maybe I was getting a little too paranoid. Everything would be okay. "Oh, hello, Tenchi-sama", she said. She didn't seem mad at me, which was a relief. "Hello, David-sama. I'm sure... that you could use the company on your trip. After all, you wouldn't want any appearance of impropriety from being left alone with an... ahem... old friend." She took David's hand, which turned red from the pressure, and politely said "We will see you later, Tenchi-sama." I could have slapped myself. Of course, I realized. It wasn't _me_ she was wondering about. I got on the bus and went home. Ryouko, of course, was waiting for me when I got back. Everything was going okay. It was nice and peaceful, for once. * * * * * Ryouko and I were snuggled up on the couch--not doing anything, just watching TV--when there was a knock on the door. "Hello?" I shouted. "It's us", said David, opening the door. Not that a lot of other people would be coming all the way over here to the shrine. With him were Aeka, on his left, and a blonde girl only a bit older than us, on his right. "You must be Sonia", I said in English. "You're right", she replied in the same tongue. "I... I suppose I'm very grateful to all of you for helping me. Believe me, I am on David's side now. I don't really have much choice." David translated it for Aeka. "If it wasn't for that", said Aeka while David translated back, "one would be hard-pressed to find the generosity to believe in your good intentions." She turned her brow up and faced away from Sonia. "Bitch", muttered Sonia. David didn't translate that, but I think Aeka understood it anyway. * * * * * "So you'd better meet everyone", I said to Sonia. "Wait", said Washuu, appearing out of a door in front of the television. "Your guest is here... good. Here, take this." Washuu tossed what looked like a radio to Sonia. "Pardon?" said Sonia in English, looking down at the 'radio'. Washuu repeated the sentence, word for word. So did the radio, automatically translating into English. "I had planned this for David but he speaks the language well enough anyway. Have fun, and don't ever use it in public, since you _really_ don't want to attract attention. By the way, I'm Washuu, but you can call me Washuu-chan. I'm the greatest scientist in the galaxy." The translator said the words in English and Sonia responded the same way. "You want me to call you Little Washuu?" "Oh, let me have that", said Washuu, taking the translator back. She opened it up and fiddled with some settings, then closed it and handed it back to Sonia. "There. Now, I'm Washuu, but you can call me Washuu-chan." "You want me to call you Washuu-chan?" said Sonia. "That makes a little more sense than the last one." "Anyway", I said, "this is Ryouko." Ryouko gave Sonia a little wave. "Now Aeka..." "We, and this woman who is _not_ David's girlfriend, have met", said Aeka. "Uh, okay. Dad and Grandpa you'll meet later." I shouted out "Sasami!", and when she came I introduced her too. Sasami bowed to Sonia. "This is Sasami", I explained, "Aeka's sister. And I'm Masaki Tenchi." Sonia bowed. "Nice to meet you", she said. "You know, David, I never knew you had a girlfriend." "Umm..." said David. "Well, she's not really." "Then that's okay. You know, I really need someone to show me around town. How about Thursday after school?" "The Luna Varga movie opens Thursday", said Aeka. "I was _hoping_ that David-sama would take me to see it..." "Well, that's just fine", said Sonia, a gleam in her eye. "Too bad you didn't get him to ask you instead of just hinting at it. Wednesday, then?" David looked to me, worried. "What do I do?" he mouthed. I shrugged in reply. Who was I to give advice about a situation like this, anyway? * * * * * David did end up showing Sonia around town. Well, David and Aeka, since Aeka had been in Japan longer and actually could point a few landmarks out. "You're just afraid I might have a private moment with David", objected Sonia. "Of course David-sama would not give in", said Aeka, "but it is always possible you might make the attempt." "Well, you're right. I'm part Tyrusian and part human like David, and you're not. And I speak his language. Why shouldn't we have more in common?" "_He_ is a prince and _I_ am a princess, and _you're_ an interfering commoner." I considered helping David--I lived in Tokyo all my life and I really _could_ show someone around town with some chance that they'd get something useful out of it--but Ryouko and I stayed home playing video games instead. She really likes video games and taught me a bunch of secret moves I didn't know (on the screen, stop thinking like that.) My guess is we had a lot more fun than David did that afternoon. Heck, anyone doing anything would. Chapter 6 It was a bright sunny day. Just perfect to go out for a walk. Of course, school schedules take little notice of bright sunny days. I waited with David at the bus stop, and as the bus appeared in the distance, Ryouko kissed me goodbye. Aeka and Sonia looked at us, then at David, and collided with each other in front of him. Sonia's eyes glowed and a force suddenly pushed Aeka away. Only to be met by the sudden appearance of an energy field around Aeka, generated by a bunch of floating miniature logs. "Hey, the bus'll come soon. That's not such a good idea. If you fight, people will see you", said David. A laser shot flew past his shoulder, charring a few tree leaves where it hit. "Stop shooti-- wait, since when did anyone around here carry a gun?" Everyone turned to face the source of the shot. Five men in Tyrusian uniforms, including the Dragit, appeared out of the bushes. Each had a Mangler accompanying him. There was another man in regular clothes with him. He had bishonen-like long blonde hair and a maddened look on his face. I guessed that he must be Sonia's brother Simon. Sonia had warned us that he was a little unstable. "All right", said the Dragit, "I want you to come with me, David Oosha. And the rest of you are all under arrest too. You'll be taken away separately." There was a nasty grin on Simon's face. "You've betrayed me, Sonia. You're coming with us too. Nice of you to be in the same place as David, to make it more convenient for us." He walked up to her and tried to grip her shoulder. There was a sad look on Sonia's face as she said "I'm sorry, Simon", then stepped on his foot. Simon screamed for a second and let her go. One of Dragit's men raised his weapon, but Simon warned him "No, don't shoot just yet. I don't want to kill her." "Simon, there's no need to work with the Dragit", said Sonia. "He's not really interested in our well-being. It was the Tyrusians who killed our mother! And there _are_ people who can protect us. That's why I came here, so David can help." "So David can help? Hah. He's a wanted criminal. He killed hundreds of people in that base on the moon. And as for the Dragit, I have no illusions about what he wants. He accepts me because I can help him in the conquest of the Earth. I don't care either way, but I'd be a fool not to do what I need to have an ally and to survive." Ryouko disappeared and reappeared behind Simon. She slammed her fist down on Simon's head, knocking him to the ground, dazed. The Tyrusian troops fired at us, but Aeka stood in their way, deflecting energy bolts with her force shield. "Our guns are useless!" cried one of them. "Send in the Manglers!" Damn. We had to get the one group of troops that had some idea of tactics. I pulled out Tenchi-ken, the royal sword. This weapon, in my hands, had defeated Kagato; ever since I learned about David's background, I started carrying it around again, hoping that I'd never have to use it, but knowing that I might. This was the time. I held the sword up and summoned a blade of light from it. I swung at the Manglers again and again, trying to avoid even one hit, because if I went down, they could get their jaws on me and it would all be over. All those years of lessons with Grandpa paid off, as my weapon took off the head of one monster and blew away the guts of another. Green blood sprayed all over the place. Sonia concentrated. A tree branch to our side flew off and hit the Manglers hard, distracting them for a moment. Ryouko disappeared and reappeared again over them, with an energy blade in her hand. Another monster died in a pool of blood from her attack. "Run!" shouted David. David ran back towards the house. I wasn't sure how much good it would do to run unless we could hide. Well, maybe we could find Washuu or Grandpa to help us out. It didn't matter, though, because the Dragit shouted out an order, and another two dozen troops appeared from the woods. David stopped abruptly. There was no way we could handle so many troops. Or was there? When I was fighting to free Jurai from Kagato, we'd been badly outnumbered many times, outnumbered as badly as we were now. But we survived. It was touch and go and we almost lost Ryouko, but in the end we survived; we didn't even have any casualties. There had to be some way out of this. "David, there has to be something we can do!" I shouted. "There might not... wait, I know! Aeka", shouted David, "Put that shield up, on all of us." From his pocket he retrieved the glove that was his own weapon, the Exotar, wearing it on his right hand. Aeka obeyed and a shimmering field appeared around us. But this wouldn't do any good. We couldn't go anywhere in the shield, and they'd just wait until Aeka got weak enough from the exertion to drop it. "Sonia! Help me!" he yelled in English. "I'm going to try to make an explosion, like I did that time in Washington that I told you about." The soldiers looked at each other, confused. Both David and Sonia concentrated behind Aeka's shield, and David's glove glowed a bright blue. There was a flash of light all around us outside the shield and a huge shockwave which we couldn't feel, but which threw around rocks and uprooted the smaller trees and shrubs. It scattered the soldiers, Manglers, and Mangler bodies around like twigs in a tornado. Aeka stumbled from the strain, her shield vanishing. David pulled her to her feet and we all ran away towards the house. Simon and the Dragit chased us. They understood David's English, so they'd have had some warning of the attack, and they had some power of their own, so they were able to avoid the full brunt of the blast. Besides, the Dragit wouldn't have come here if he was vulnerable enough to be taken out by just one attack from David. The house got closer as we ran through the path in the woods. Simon and the Dragit continued to chase us, at least until the Dragit made some kind of comment in Tyrusian. It was only a few words and Simon seemed to understand it. Maybe he had been learning Tyrusian. They veered off into the forest, disappearing from our sight. We all caught our breath and went home, half walking and half running, and very shaken. It's not every day you manage to escape from someone who wants to kill you. I fumbled for my keys and unlocked the door. "Grandpa! Washuu-chan! There's trouble!" I shouted. "You don't have to shout", said Grandpa, who was in the living room. "What kind of trouble?" "It's finally happened. The Tyrusians are attacking us here. We hurt a lot of their soldiers and managed to escape. But there's still the Dragit, and Simon, and they're probably going off to get reinforcements. Maybe Washuu-chan has some sort of weapon we can use." "No, it's not reinforcements", said Sonia. She clutched her head. "I can still feel Simon... they're still around, doing something in the woods. Now Simon's going up... coming this way..." Above the trees rose several flying motorcycles, much like David's. They must have left them in the woods in their shuttle, and gone back to get them. The Dragit had a larger version of the Tyrusian hand-held guns mounted on the front of his cycle, and was blasting meter-wide holes in the carrot fields. Simon had his gun and his telekinetic ability and was supplying fire to cover him. "Go outside. Try to hold them off!" said Ryouko. "Are you going to get Ryo-ohki?" I asked. "No, Ryo-ohki wouldn't do much good against a few one-man vehicles. I've got a better idea. Remember that shuttle that the first guy from Tyrusia left behind? I know where it is." We dove for cover as the Dragit shot away a section of our wall. Then Sonia stood up and concentrated. The shots were moving in mid-air somehow, missing us. Aeka created her force field. "You can't protect yourselves like this forever", announced the Dragit. "And you can't run away from us this time, not on foot. Surrender!" Simon stopped shooting and started at Sonia. Sonia stared back at her brother. As they locked eyes, Sonia had to stop using her power, leaving only Aeka for protection. I drew Tenchi-ken, just in case I needed to use it again. David used his glove again, sending objects flying, and trying to pull the gun away from the Dragit, but it seemed to be fairly well mounted, so he had to affect the whole cycle to accomplish anything, and he didn't seem strong enough for that. One of Dragit's shots hit the force field and came through. It struck me directly on my leg. I hardly felt anything, and when I looked down my pants were barely torn. The field must have absorbed most, but not quite all, of the energy of that bolt. Aeka was getting weaker, though, and soon we would be getting hit by more than stings. We heard a loud roar. There was a shuttle, a Tyrusian shuttle, nearby. Ryouko stuck her head right out of it--not using a window, just sticking her head right through the metal--and shouted "Watch out, everyone! I did find the ship the first guy came in after all!" The Dragit and Simon glanced at her and laughed. "Our shuttles are shuttles, not warships", said the Dragit. "They're used for transport, they don't carry weapons. Your friend's not going to be able to do anything unless she lands on us, and it doesn't land that fast." The vehicle swooped above the Dragit and Simon. The Dragit's eyes followed it for a few seconds, and he told Simon "Don't get distracted. That's not going to hit us." Ryouko flew the vessel to two meters over the Dragit and Somon's heads, when all of a sudden... the shuttle exploded. * * * * * The battle was over, then. There might be a soldier or two, or a Mangler, recovering in the woods, but the Dragit and Simon were badly hurt by being so close to the fireball. They were lying on the ground, with shrapnel wounds. "I'll... I'll try to heal them", said David. "This glove does more than just throw things. Not very well, but it'll serve until we can get them to medical treatment. But Ryouko... I don't see her around anywhere. She must have been vaporized in the explosion." Sonia looked at the wreckage. She seemed almost about to cry, but didn't. Aeka glared at her. "Think, commoner", she said. I shook my head at David. "Ryouko's a lot more resilient than that." Ryouko suddenly teleported in, in front of us. "Miss me?" she asked. "But how...?" asked David. "It was simple. I set the ship for self-destruct and teleported out a few seconds before the blast. I _do_ know how to use my own abilities, and I really didn't care about losing a stolen ship." David used his glove on our two allies, as Aeka and Sonia stayed with him. "Thank you for helping Simon", said Sonia. "After all this you'd have had good reason to kill him." "He's doing it because he's a caring person, he's not doing it to help you!" said Aeka. "Oh, stop it, princess. All you did was stand around and take a few pistol shots..." I walked away as they continued to argue. * * * * * Kiyone landed her ship right outside the house. This time, it landed perfectly, and David was pretty happy to see it. "So where are the prisoners?" asked Kiyone? "Oh", answered David, "they're both in Washuu-chan's lab. She says they'll survive. You can take them now if you have any medical equipment on your ship." "You know the Dragit's bound to have some kind of diplomatic immunity", I said. "You can arrest him but it's never going to get to trial." "Still", noted David, "this is going to be pretty embarrassing for him, and he'll know better than to keep attacking me and Sonia here in the future. What if he gets Jurai angry enough to start putting sanctions on his government?" "Let's hope that you win your fight before it becomes one between our two empires", said Aeka. "Wait a minute, David-sama... you and Sonia? She's going to stay here?" "Why not?" replied David. "Her mother's dead. Her brother's going to be in a prison light years away. And there are still elements of the US government working for Tyrusia, elements to which she's an embarrassment. She'd be much better off staying with us in Japan." "I always wanted to learn more Japanese", said Sonia. "The language _should_ be referred to as _Juraian_", said Aeka. "Even though it is also spoken on a backwater planet like yours." "Backwater planet? Tyrusia _is_ interested in it. There's obviously _something_ here that's worthwhile." "Maybe so, but your greatest cultural export to space is the Moldiver television show." "That's because Earth keeps to itself. We don't export much." "That's because you _can't_ export much...." "Please, girls..." said David. "Stop fighting, okay?" "It's no use", I said, walking away with Ryouko. "Still, you'll get accustomed to it. Bye, I'll see you at dinner." The end. (For now.)