From: buchanan@cybernex.net (Lysander Spooner)
   Newsgroups: news.admin.net-abuse.usenet
      Subject: Attention Spammers!    PSI wants YOU!
	 Date: Thu, 30 Jul 1998 03:16:01 GMT
 Organization: Sisyphus Systems
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   Message-ID: <35c7cfa7.223373110@news.newsguy.com>

So, Pinky, you say you're tired of getting your dial-up accounts
closed down just because you use them to send ten thousand identical
Usenet posts every day?    You say you've been banned at all your
local ISPs and now you've got to call _long distance_ to the next
county to get your spam posted?    Do the sales reps at all national
ISPs recognize your voice and hang up on you when you try to sign up
for your eighty-fifth trial account?    Is your web-host or bandwidth
provider so incredibly petty that they actually expect you to abide by
the Terms and Conditions agreement that you signed?

Is that what's bugging you Pinky?


Well your worries are OVER!   There is a major backbone connectivity
provider that will LET YOU SPAM TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT!

(Note:   That's heart's con-tent', not con'-tent.  We all know that a
spammer's heart is emptier than /dev/null.)

YES!   PSInet will sell you access to Usenet, either directly or
through resellers, and if you spam, THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

Even better, if your website has an address in the Magic Class-A
Netblock (38.0.0.0) you never have to worry about getting shut down,
now matter HOW outrageous or egregious your net-abuse!

- Want to forge legitimate domains in your spam?

	NO PROBLEM!

- Want to run a rogue news-server of your own from a dial-up POPs (and
forge another backbone provider's domain in the server name just for
shits and giggles?)

	PSI DOESN'T CARE!

- Want to send rape-spam to alt.sexual-abuse.recovery?   Porn spam to
such appropriate nesgroups as alt.fan.michael-moorCOCK, and
alt.newsreaders.newSEXpress?   Terrorist threats to the net-abuse
newsgroups?   Personal threats to the netcops by email?

	PSI WILL LET YOU!


Let's see what some satisfied customers have to say:

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"That Spooner prick made me lose my newsfeed at Sprint/UtelFla, but I
feel totally safe and secure spamming with PSI.   The Orlando POP is
fast too -- nobody but me on it!   I guess Disney uses UUNet."

			-- Chris Beyer, thecharmer.com	


"Since I started spamming for my java-hijack-through site from the
Syracuse PSI POP the pennies have just been rolling in!  I made $27.16
last month and I expect to do even better this month!  I'm hoping to
save up enough money to have cosmetic surgery to remove all those
marks from where guys have touched me with ten-foot poles."

		-- Veronica Borgatello, clickfast.com


"HEY RITZ!   NYEAH NYEAH NYEAH NYEAH NYEAH NAH!  YOU CA-AN'T GET ME!
AND YOU'RE A BIG POOPY HEAD BESIDES!  I CAN SPAM ALL I WANT.   I LOVE
PSI.  I THINK EVERY SPAMMER SHOULD COME TO PSI, THEN THE NEWSGROUPS
WOULD BE....  NO, WAIT...   DON'T DO THAT...  PSI IS MINE.  YOU CAN'T
HAVE IT!   IF ANY OTHER SPAMMERS COME TO PSI I WILL START KILLING THE
HOSTAGES!   I'M NOT BLUFFING!   DON'T FUCK WITH ME.   HOLD ON, THERE'S
SOME GUYS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR.   MAKE THAT KNOCKING _DOWN_ MY D

		-- Tom Gartman, forbiddenvideos.com, soon to be 
			#265745 at Dallas/Ft Worth Federal prison


"If I had picked PSI instead of Agis, I'd still be the Spam King, and
maybe Terri DiSisto would still respect me."

			-- Sanford Wallace, anti-spam evangelist.
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But you've got to ACT NOW!   It's one POP per spammer, and it's first
come first served.   They're going fast.  Get yours this week!

Really!   Do it THIS WEEK!

--- Crazy Lysander
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** Like within the next five or six days, okay? **