The Belch Page presents a collection of audio treats. Belches have been a part of life forever. They appear sometimes at the most embarassing moment. They can add just the right mood during a bad movie when an actor opens their mouth. Belches, we all have stories, here are just a few. An open letter to Mothers everywhere. I know that you strive to teach your children good manners and exposing your children to such baseness as a Web page devoted to burping may seem disgusting. Well, to Mothers everywhere I apologize. Now on with the show. Give these a listen.

Grody Belch (21k) Ok, this is your basic belch, solid, nice bass, easy on the ears, and not too drippy.

Juicy Belch (30k) Listen carefully at the end. The burp is rising in the esophagus and you can hear gurgling as fluid approaches the mouth. Lucky we were, no actual chunks came out.

Frog Belch (11k) The belch derived by a Professor of Mathematics. Take it to the limit.

Larynx Ejection (9k) Check this one out. Ever wonder what it sounds like when someone ejects their larynx? Hear it here.

Melznor Snores (293k) Well, this is technically not a belch but the opportunity came up to record it and I could not resist.

Duet (28k) Two microphones, two performers, and a sense of perfect timing. Believe it or not this is an actual recording of a live event. No overdubbing or double tracking. Just raw talent.

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