Administratium: The World's Heaviest Element

This one's been circulating the net for a while. I've included a couple of different versions for your amusement.

The version titled "HEAVIEST ELEMENT DISCOVERED" describes its discovery at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. I've also seen the place at which it was "discovered" appear as several other companies, including AT&T and Oracle.

The one titled "SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW ELEMENT!" is the other version I've seen floating around.

Copyright 1996, Lynn Gold.
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