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Random Weirdness Archives

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I've been on the net for over 15 years. As a result, I've got over 15 years' worth of weirdness collected up over the years. As I find the time to do so, I'm converting some of these files into HTML.

Here's what I've got converted so far:

• 50 Things To Do on An Exam When You Know You Are Going To Fail it Anyway
• English
• Several versions of Jabberwocky
• A couple of dissertations on Administratium, the world's heaviest element.
• Alcohol Users' Troubleshooting Guide
• Alice's NNTP Server
• Like, Bohemian Rhapsody: What happens when you run Queen's classic through the Valspeak and SPAMspeak filters. Note: More versions of Bohemian Rhapsody are coming soon to this page!
• Chicken Crossings and Operating Systems
• A classic college entrance essay that allegedly got Hugh Gallagher into NYU
• A comparison of the Macintosh vs. the Cairn Terrier
• A compendium of Microsoft-related humor
• The infamous Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe net.legend
• What if operating systems were beers? Read this essay and find out!
• Politically-Correct UNIX(tm)
• The tale of The Programmer and the Frog
• The rules of Cartoon Physics
• Vax-I-Hax: Poetry about an old DEC computer.

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