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Vax-I-Hax

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>From a "Short Shameful Confession" thread on talk.bizarre:

First, adam@castle.ed.ac.uk (Adam Hamilton) said a horrible thing:
|Wash and wax,
|wash and wax,
|wash and wax the Vax.

Which got this response:

+	I do not like to wash and wax.	+	I do not like them, Vax-I-Hax.
]	I do not like its doors and sashes,	]	I do not like it when it thrashes.
+	I will not run it with a Mac.	+	I will not, with a Univac.	+	It looks just like a Frigidaire.	+	I will not run it anywhere!
+	I do not like my paging VAX.	+	Please take it with you, Vax-I-Hax.
]	Would you like it running "less,"	]	Or five-point-four-A VMS?	]	Would you like it with batch runs?	]	Or bringing up RA81s?
+	I would not, could not, running "less".	+	Or version 5 of VMS.	+	I would not, could not, with batch runs,	+	as long as I could get some Suns.
+	I do not like my hulking VAX.	+	Please take it with you, Vax-I-Hax.
+	(That Vax-I-Hax!	+	That Vax-I-Hax!	+	I do not like	+	That Vax-I-Hax!)
]	Would you like it linking code	]	Or set up as a JNET node?	]	Compiling X (which could take days)	]	With busses full of UDAs?
?	Or how 'bout as an Ada server	?	Torturing hackers with great fervor?	?	For the sake of DoD	?	Who are too braindead to use C?

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kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)

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jcarroll@gath.cray.com (Jeff Carroll)

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robert@aero.org